Woke Hack of the Day: Everyone At CNN
There's too much woke hackery going on inside CNN to pick just one. Everyone at CNN is the Woke Hack of the Day.
This is why:
-- CNN invested $300 million into CNN+, drew only 10,000 viewers a day, and its new parent company killed the service after just three weeks.
-- The network tweeted about the news, dunking on itself.
-- CNN agreed to pay Chris Wallace $9 million a year to lead the service.
-- Wallace is now having "daily breakdowns."
--- Wallace is demanding the 9 pm primetime hour, previously held by Chris Cuomo. But he has competition.
-- CNN recently met with Keith Olbermann. CNN might hire Crazy Keith.
-- Some network execs pondered moving Brian Stelter to primetime.
-- Now, Stelter is pushing for a lunchtime daily program.
-- CNN might hire longtime liar and past-his-prime anchor, Brian Williams.
-- Someone actually thought people liked Jemele Hill. They don't. They never have.
-- Rex Chapman was involved.
-- Not a single CNN show ranked among the top 25 in cable news on Thursday.
Disaster.
Woke Hack of the Day: Everyone at CNN.
Past hacks include Rex Chapman, Taylor Lorenz, LeBron James, Kamala Harris, Bomani Jones and Stephen Colbert.