Sydney Sweeney Once Again Shows Woke Hollywood What Real Republican Boobs Look Like

Different month, same Sydney Sweeney. This girl doesn't miss. There isn't a red carpet, or a dress that can contain her. It just doesn't exist. What a run. 

Sweeney, the hottest, most based republican on the planet, dominated yet another movie premiere Tuesday night. Last month, it was for her ultra-popular (not really) boxing movie, Christy. This time? It was for something called "The Housemaid." 

For those wondering, The Housemaid features Sweeney, who is "hoping for a fresh start" by becoming a live-in maid for a wealthy couple who seem to be possibly be murderers. Not sure yet. Frankly, I doubt I'll ever find out.

BUT, that's what it's about, for those who want something to do this weekend. 

For those who are just here to see Sydney pop out of yet another dress, here you go! 

Sydney Sweeney refuses to stop

My God. She's just unreal. We haven't seen a heater like this … maybe ever? Certainly not in my lifetime. Can you think of one? Feel like us Millennials had a run in the late-90s with Britney Spears. She was the IT girl back then. She could do no wrong. 

Obviously, she's insane now, so perhaps that isn't the best example. But you know what I mean. 

This Sydney Sweeney, though? Absolute rocket ship at the moment. Everything she touches turns to gold. Big, beautiful, Republican gold. 

She's leading the conservative movement in America one boob at a time, and taking down any fat Lib who dare get in her way. She refuses to bend the knee, refuses to apologize for being hot, and refuses to put her boobs away. 

This is the way, boys and girls. Take notes. Be unapologetic, and, if you got ‘em, flaunt ’em. Don't be shy. Sydney Sweeney hasn't yet met a red carpet she didn't dominate. 

I don't think it's happening any time soon.