Phillies Ladies Trade Punches While Rolling Around Citizens Bank Bathroom Floor

There was a no-hitter on the field, but not in the women’s bathroom during Game 4 of the World Series.

As you can see from footage released from a Citizens Bank Ballpark ladies’ room, it was a battle for the ages as several women squared off — not quite like the Australian horse race brawlers who actually destroyed each other — as the High Nooners kicked in and punches started flying.

I tried my damndest to translate this video to pull some quotes, but all I can hear is “Get off her.”

The rest is just garbled mumbling. Take a look.

This is what happens when reality sets in that the World Series will not be won on the field in Philadelphia. The emotions were so high after Game 3 and Bryce Harper figuring out how Lance McCullers was tipping pitches.

Philly was riding high. The fans were trading f-bombs with old man Mattress Mack.

This was setting up to be a five-game series and Phillies fans were going to get drunk and celebrate on Broad St.

Now there will be a Game 6 and Philly chicks are wrestling on a bathroom floor while uttering incoherent sentences. This is not good for Philly, even with Justin Verlander taking the mound tonight with his history in the World Series (0-6 record and 6.07 ERA).

Get it together, Philly. It’s not over, but you can’t flame out just yet. We need a full weekend out of you.

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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