Bobby Burack
Cat guys can’t get a woman, and guys not taking COVID seriously enough can’t keep one.
“Fauci-ing,” a new trend in the dating world, is causing people to break up with their boyfriend/girlfriend for not taking COVID as seriously as Dr. Anthony Fauci suggests. “Cutting off a relationship if you don’t think that that other person is serious enough about social distancing and taking the pandemic seriously,” is how the trend was recently explained.
The dating app Plenty of Fish put Fauci-ing on its annual list of the top dating trends to expect in the new year. This phenomenon is real, so start caring.
That’s not all. The list also includes “maskerading,” where a boyfriend/girlfriend only pretends to care about mask-wearing to date someone. While I don’t doubt this is happening, and likely daily, have we not all faked caring about something just to date a certain person at least once? For those saying no, is your partner sitting next to you reading this story?
Advice: don’t dig too deep into what your boyfriend/girlfriend “cares” about.
It has been a big day for Fauci (who, for some reason, is on TV with Chuck Todd every week). In addition to getting his name on a list of reasons why people are forced to change their relationship status on Facebook, Fauci won a $1 million award for “defending science” and “speaking truth to power.”
Dream big, aspire to be Dr. Fauci, and don’t get dumped.
Devil
Fauci should be in the dictionary as another term for the word Pinocchio
Did Fauci divorce his wife or something? If not, I’m not sure why they’d name this after him.
Regarding the trend itself, this seems like a good resolution for both parties. I have no desire to date paranoid basement-dwellers who don’t believe in freedom.
Simply put: what the fuck?
To fauci is to pose as a medical expert that profiteers from a pandemic by creating hysteria and fear through media presence.
Look up epidemiology: it’s the study of diseases on society. It’s not the study of vaccines. It’s not the study of antibodies. It’s not even medical. It’s a statistical sociology degree.
If a girl dumped me for not believing in masks, I’d show her the picture of Fauci not masking at the baseball game.
I would then dump her.
Exactly. This is also the same Fauci who told us masks were unnecessary and pointless in stopping the virus. Who refused to say riots/peaceful protests spread the virus while telling us getting together for Thanksgiving and Christmas would kill us. Dude is a media shill
CDC has become the catholic church for liberals and Fouci is the pope
Except when the CDC tells us to open schools nationwide. They always seem to skip that chapter of the gospel
This is the same guy who Tucker pointed out — and showed the zoom video of it — who said you NEEDED to wear a mask walking the streets, but when questioned about meeting someone online, he said you were fine to have sex. I guess he was thinking 69…we don’t need masks for…uh, never mind.
Any woman or man who insists you wear a mask is not worthy of a date, a relationship, or being a mate. This is an easy one. One possible positive coming out of the Wuhan Flu will be the end of the bloodline for numerous nagging Karens, soy-boys and other assorted simpering leftists.
Truth!
Amen brother!
The cdc is and dr f are incompetent,Biden keeps dr f around because he feels young around him.Dr f is a 80 year old bureaucrat how about mandatory retirement
Guys – the sex is NEVER worth the bullshit. There is always another – and certainly better – woman out there, especially if she is a COVID harridan. What the hell, man, you are better than that.
If she leaves because of what a lawn gnome says she wasn’t the one.
Word out of DC is that Fauci has been trying to find a man identified as Craig List because he heard that he could help him with selling his unused stethoscopes.
Better yet, take a dump on Herr Doktor Mengele…
Hmmm, Mengele used to be in charge of the AIDS research racket… funny, I don’t see him locking down the sodomites and IV drug users that are the primary carriers of that disease…