Dan Wolken Claims Climate Change Is A ‘Major’ Threat To College Football

Coronabro Dan Wolken has pivoted his attention from COVID-19 to the climate.

Wolken, who spent a large chunk of 2020 fighting against the playing of sports, fired off an absolute heater of a tweet Thursday morning when talking about the future of college football.

In response to an ESPN article floating the idea of shifting the college football calendar, Wolken seemed to indicate that climate change is the greatest threat to America’s favorite sport.

Not realignment! Not the transfer portal potentially becoming too volatile! Climate change, folks! Climate change is what football fans should be worried about.

Pat Forde, who also had some unhinged takes during the era of COVID, seemed to think climate change threatening college football wasn’t such a bad stance to have!

Imagine living life with this much negativity surrounding you. College football starts in 23 days and Dan Wolken and Pat Forde are out here talking about climate change.

Nick Saban is on the warpath after 2021, Georgia is looking to repeat, Michigan wants to go back-to-back over Ohio State, Wisconsin is trying to punch through and there are tons of other stories countless fans are debating.

Dan Wolken claims the climate is a threat to college football. (Photo by Jeffrey Vest/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)

Yet, these two are busy burning up their day claiming climate change is the threat that might kneecap college football.

I can’t imagine how fun these two must be at a party on a Saturday night during the season!

If you’re busy debating the climate and its impact on football with games on the horizon, it’s time to crack a beer, take a deep breath and relax!

Is the climate a threat to college football? (Photo by Carmen Mandato/Getty Images)

The rest of rational America is excited and pumped up. If these two want to sing a sob story on social media, that’s on them!

Written by David Hookstead

David is a college football fanatic who foolishly convinces himself every season the Wisconsin Badgers will finally win a national title. Has been pretending to be a cowboy ever since the first episode of Yellowstone aired.

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  1. I can honestly say that I have never an article either of them have written….and after these stupid takes, I never will. Thanks for taking one for the team David. I can’t imagine being that stupid…and I’m sure both of them always think they’re the smartest guy in the room….

  2. Yet somehow skiing is still a thing. Wolken and Forde are beyond stupid and should be mocked and ridiculed endlessly. His take is no different than me saying “Joe Biden’s presidency is giving me cancer”. Wolken is simply insane, and a coward.

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