Woman Tosses Her Thong At Morgan Wallen's Face During Show

In case you thought tossing a chair off a Nashville balcony would be the end of Morgan Wallen's popularity, you can rest easy tonight. Our man is as popular as ever. 

Frankly, he may have reached his peak earlier this week during a couple shows in Minneapolis. 

And by that, I mean the star country singer got a face full of thong during one of his songs. There are certainly worse things to get tossed at you up there, although this one does raise a ton of questions. 

First, rollllll tape:

Morgan Wallen gets a free thong

A lot to break down there in just six seconds, so let's get to it. 

The biggest, and most obvious question – for me, at least? Did this chick take her thong off right then and there? 

Well, I guess the first question should be … this was a girl, right? You never know in 2024. Society is so ass backwards right now, there's a decent chance this wasn't a girl's thong. But, for the sake of my sanity, let's assume it was. 

So, did she just take it off right there during Morgan's show and decide it was now or never? I guess girls can easily remove their underwear if they're wearing a dress, so maybe it's not the craziest thing in the world. Still, a wild choice to make in the heat of battle. Not my style, but I don't hate it. 

The next question that immediately comes to mind? What did the random fan do with the thong he/she (them/they?) just received? 

I would assume you'd just let it hit the floor and ignore it for the rest of the show, but perhaps this could lead to a beautiful little love story down the road? What if some random, single, lonely dude picked it up and somehow found its owner, and they got married? Imagine telling your parents/kids that story some day. 

Anyway, good to see Morgan Wallen back on his feet after that pesky arrest and catching thongs to the face like the champ he is. 

Carry on with your day!