Drug Dealer Should End Up On Shark Tank

A drug dealer has been arrested after authorities were tipped off that someone was stapling small bags of cocaine on his business cards and openly handing them out.

30-year-old Seyyed Razavi was nabbed over the weekend after police began a nearly two-month long investigation trying to hunt down the person that was ballsy enough to be handing out the goods in such a brazen fashion. Using the alias "Alex Lee" on the card, Razavi soon started becoming known after he was delivering the baggies outside of a Calgary, Canada casino like it was Christmas. (There's a snow joke there somewhere, I swear).

A Canadian drug dealer was arrested after handing out business cards with the illicit substance stapled on them. 

(Calgary Police Media Relations)

A NEW BUSINESS MODEL!

Eventually, police were able to arrest Razavi who was found with at least 50 business cards on him as well as 60 grams. Cops charged him with a variety of controlled substance counts before releasing him from custody with an upcoming court appearance in late February. 

Honestly, I kind of respect his hustle. 

Whereas others try to wheel and deal in the shadows, this guy was like the hell with that - I'm going to do it right in front of everyone because there's no way the cops think I'd be that dumb! Chess vs. checkers. Table salt vs. cocaine, if you will.

Authorities were tipped off after the drugs were being openly passed around outside a casino.

PUTTING AMERICAN DEALERS TO SHAME

Razavi went full on entrepreneurship with his new endeavor. He saw a problem, adapted to it, was successful with gaining a client base and was even willing to take a hit financially by giving away the drugs for free, in return for a larger investment. AND the fact that he's a Canadian? He's really putting the American dealers to shame here. Hot seat - dealer who called the cops because someone stole $10 of pot from him. 

Sounds to me like Razavi has a future on Shark Tank written all over him. I mean really, what's the big deal about breaking the law? Am I right, Mark Cuban?