Bill Belichick Gets Massive Job Offer From Adult Webcam Company

Bill Belichick hasn't even been unemployed for 24 hours yet but already has an offer from the adult webcam company 'CamSoda.'

Yes, Bill (or should we call him Slick Billy Willy) has been approached by the company's Vice President Daryn Parker who is offering Belichick TEN MILLION DOLLARS to be a weekly cam model on the website.

Yo, I don't know a lot of things, but I do know that I would DEFINITELY consider showing off the Gunz arsenal for ten million bucks.

AN OFFER BELICHICK CAN'T REFUSE?

"We here at CamSoda have been scouting you for some time," Parker's offer letter began. "Ever since you walked out of that house shirtless on that Ring camera, we knew you had the physical makeup of a succession cam model. You have that barrel chest physique that so many women love. Not to mention the charm, the charisma, the bubbly disposition that pulls people in. Put simply, you're a blue-chip prospect that has all the physical attributes and intangibles to make a lot of money performing on CamSoda."

Hot damn, talk about wooing over a free agent. Even good ol' Bill has to appreciate that pitch!

CamSoda went on to say that Bill's weekly video streams could be "clothing optional" while also offering to change their logo to a GOAT emoji out of respect for Greatest Of All Time and absolutely nothing to do with goat sex for all you sickos reading this!

BILL BELICHICK OFFERED 5-YEAR, $10 MILLION CAMSODA DEAL

The CamSoda webcam pitch makes perfect sense if you really think of it. He does have a history with voyeurism and videotaping - just ask the New York Jets about that.

And although Belichick is 71-years-old, CamSoda is banking on Patriots fans not worried about any of his footballs being deflated.

No deflategate concerns here, folks!

What do you think? Should Bill Belichick embrace a new career in the adult filming industry? Let me know. Tweet me: @TheGunzShow