The Greatest Threat to the NBA Season Are Sidechicks

Russell Westbrook has the coronavirus. Here’s an idea that I haven’t heard anyone else bring up.

Why is the NBA only testing for current COVID/coronavirus infections?

Wouldn’t it be helpful to have an antibody test run to see what percentage of NBA players have already had the coronavirus?

Why am I the only person suggesting this?  it seems like a really easy solution.

Current tests are great.  But you could not test positive on Tuesday and you could have it on Wednesday.

Current tests don’t make that much sense because you could test negative on it on Tuesday and test positive the next day.

I would rather have information on what percentage of NBA players have the antibodies to this virus already.

Because then it gives us an idea of how many people theoretically are susceptible of catching the virus inside of the bubble.

Speaking of the bubble, great article on Outkick on how the bubble might end up getting punctured by sidechicks.

Sidechicks are on Twitter already saying they are getting invited into the bubble. This will be an incredible Mission Impossible storyline trying to get all the sidechicks in the bubble past security.

It will be interesting to see if the entire NBA season could end up collapsing because of some groupies trying to make it into the bubble.

Crazy?  If I were 25 years old and a single pro athlete, the minute I got into the bubble, I would turn it into Shawshank Redemption and I’d be like Red all day long not trying to break out of the bubble but how do you get sidechicks into the bubble.

You have a lot of time to fill here. I would spend all that time thinking about how do we sneak in all the different sidechicks.

This is the biggest threat to the NBA season.