Former Mediocre TV Personality Keith Olbermann Goes Ballistic Over The Unvaccinated

When you hand the crazed homeless guy on the corner shouting at the heavens a dictionary, can of Revlon hair dye and Twitter profile, you get Keith Olbermann.

Ever since ESPN stopped paying Olbermann to talk sports, the distinguished gray decided to profit off his lunacy and start posting too-close-for-comfort videos on social media — shouting at Americans to get their third, fourth and fifth booster.

This week, Olbermann filmed himself getting his COVID booster shot and was back to reprimanding those who exercise free will and fail to lick the shoelaces off Dr. Fauci's Sketchers. Showing off his $50 tattoo and arm that hasn't seen a dumbbell in decades, Olbermann announced that it's "time to stop coddling people that won't get the shot."

Switching over to his apartment balcony and Rachel Maddow glasses, Olbermann did his best to read the Notes app containing his ludicrous rant calling out the "anti-vaxxers" enjoying improved protection from natural immunity — citing as many statistics as a coloring book to back his opinion.

"We say they're protesting mandates and passports. They're making a 'personal choice.' They're waiting for more information, they're making a medical decision. BULLSH*T! They're afraid," says Olberman, commenting on a virus that gives him a 98+ percent chance of survival. "They're afraid to get vaccinated. Stop feeding their egos about what they're doing."

Using his signature name-calling and messy prose, Olbermann gave viewers a reason to start popping Advils and vote Republican. Enjoy:

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