Aaron Rodgers' Fiancée Shailene Woodley Seems To Brag About Aaron Rodgers' Penis Size While Destroying Media

Aaron Rodgers' fiancée Shailene Woodley has been very quiet about the whole COVID drama that has been playing out between her famous future husband and the hungry media that are frenzied over the future Hall of Famer saying he took COVID treatment advice from Joe Rogan.

Woodley hit her breaking point this week when the Daily Mail ran photos purportedly showing Rodgers in the Los Angeles neighborhood of Brentwood "grabbing some coffee."

Woah boy was Woodley furious. "Literally ya'll need to calm the f--k down," she wrote on Instagram Story. "This is straight up HILARIOUS. News outlets STILL grasping at straws to disparage Aaron. Finding random f--king men on the streets of LA and saying it's him."

She wasn't done.

"I know Aaron's body.  Very well," Woodley continued. "First off, his feet, ahem and no offense to this random dude, are a LOT bigger."

That's right, a big foot equals a big penis joke out of Woodley.

"Also, for those of us who know Aaron beyond the worlds of obsessed sport and sh--ty media, it's no secret he has the hairiest hands on the f--king planet. This oblivious homie, clearly, does not."

Like she said, she knows the man's body very well.

"Also, cute car dude, but Aaron would never drive this," she noted.

Woodley had been very, very quiet about all things Aaron Rodgers since late July when she and her mother jumped into the fray over the quarterback's contract situation in Green Bay. Since then, it's just been random subliminal messages from the actress that some assume are referencing her fiancé.

Today, she's clearly fed up.

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