Unable to find his soulmate sitting in the same pew, Aaron Rodgers picked the second-best option in the dating field: an environmental activist that looks pretty and smells like aluminum-free deodorant.
That’s Rodgers’ fiancé: ride-or-die Hollywood actress Shailene Woodley.
Naturally assumed to have played a role in Rodgers’ decision to not get vaxxed, Woodley is responding to critics with her latest Instagram Story post, sounding defiant against the criticism calling out the Packer for dancing around his unvaccinated status.
Shailene posted a West Hollywood hieroglyph with the message: Calm Seas May Bring You Peace, But Storms Are Where You’ll Find Your Power
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Woodley was frequently featured in Rodgers’ offseason Hawaii getaway during his standoff with Packers GM Brian Gutekunst. The QB appeared entirely unbothered by his temporary split with the team, with Woodley as his vibes guru.
In this scandal, the NFL is forced to revert to damage control over their unbalanced COVID-19 mandates, which has granted privileges to vaccinated players over unvaccinated.
Sports media members were upset by the news of Rodgers’ unvaccinated status, claiming he held on to the advantages given to vaxxed players as long as he could.
The Pat McAfee Show welcomed Rodgers on Friday to give insight on the situation. Rodgers reiterated that while he believes in the science, he is applying personal choice to the situation and not allowing the woke mob to coerce him into a decision.
With a spot in NFL history and enough money to stay in Hawaii indefinitely, the QB isn’t planning on apologizing to the media. Rodgers is flexing some power on the wokesters: powered by a rose quartz crystal in one hand and his bride-to-be’s hand in the other.
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