NBA’s Battle Against Instagram Models Popping The Bubble Just Beginning

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The NBA knows it has a big problem brewing with Instagram models, side chicks, normal girlfriends, strippers, etc. I’ve been saying since early June that there’s something that could blow up the NBA bubble and it’s simple: women.

NBA Insider® Marc Stein has reported the NBA won’t allow guests to arrive at the bubble until AFTER the first round of the playoffs. The first round of the playoffs doesn’t START until August 17. It’s July 16 and some of these guys have already been inside the bubble for 10-plus days.

I think you know where I’m going here. Something inside this bubble is going to pop and it’s either going to be IG models smuggled in or NBA guys crossing the bubble DMZ to go dabble. Facts are facts and if you don’t think I’m correct here, look at what the NBA sent out today. A warning for those who might try to smuggle IG models in:

You already have IG models like Ugly Anna getting the official invite. There have to be dozens of others out there getting the same invite. The problem is that these guys are facing a long road ahead of them. That’s why I have suggested Silver create some sort of strip club inside the bubble. AND bring in Instagram model ringers to live on campus. Of course, it would have to be secret because you can’t have something like that ruining Disney’s reputation. Some of you are probably laughing at the thought of this, but this has to be a huge concern for Silver and his lieutenants or they wouldn’t be issuing memos.

Guys in their 20s and early 30s can only go bass fishing and shotgun so many beers before they need to see ladies. This is going to become a big issue.

Written by Joe Kinsey

Joe Kinsey is the Senior Director of Content of OutKick and the editor of the Morning Screencaps column that examines a variety of stories taking place in real America.

Kinsey is also the founder of OutKick’s Thursday Night Mowing League, America’s largest virtual mowing league.

Kinsey graduated from University of Toledo.

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  1. Hey Joe,
    Pretty sure we know where you’re going with this. ROFLMAO!
    So you have Nosferatu creating — or even sanctioning — a strip club inside the bubble. He might have been born in the dark, but it wasn’t last night!!!
    C’mon, Joe…you want the NBA Commish to be at the center of a sex scandal? YOU need to move to Washington, DC where the big money is. Gotta check with LeKing first, no? Like Reverend LeSharp Tongue says, “If Bron say we ballin’, then we ballin’ “.
    Rick

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