Actress Dakota Johnson knows exactly what to get for the hard-to-buy-for person on your Christmas list, and this gift won’t break the bank. In fact, the Fifty Shades of Grey actress (seven years ago, Clay wrote about watching the movie) has a gift idea to keep you right at the $30 limit your family has set (due to inflation) after years of agreeing to a $25 spending limit.
The 32-year-old Johnson told InStyle that this holiday season, she’s gifting $30 butt plugs from Maude, who sells the “Cone” in dark evergreen and charcoal.
“Oh, this is going in everybody’s stocking. Are you kidding? It’s the perfect stocking stuffer,” Dakota told the lifestyle magazine. “You think your uncle hasn’t wanted a butt plug his entire life? You’re lying.”
Uh, I try to stay out of Uncle Jim’s personal life. Honestly, we talk about fishing, the best places to eat on Marco Island and meals he’s been cooking up.
If you think this is just Dakota Johnson plugging a butt plug that she has a financial stake in, you’d be right. According to the New York Post, Johnson became a Maude co-creative director and investor in 2020. Her first order of business: boost the brand’s butt plug offerings.
“I know that there are so many people that are curious about it and, you know, there are so many parts of one’s anus that are erogenous zones that I think could just be fun for people to explore,” she said.
Ms. Johnson, the daughter of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith, is the latest actress to get into the sex toy business. Gwyneth Paltrow has her horny pills and vagina and “Smells Like My Orgasm” candle business.
Now guess who Dakota lives with. That’s right, Chris Martin from Coldplay, who used to be married to Paltrow. And Dakota is friends with Paltrow. Go figure!
It looks like it’s going to be one huge butt plug & vagina candle Christmas around the Martin mansion. Have fun, everyone.