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ESPN’s Max Kellerman revealed this week that he had a great fear that the NFL Draft might go “white guy, white guy, white guy.” Kellerman said his “antenna was up” as this daunting possibility could become a reality.
Luckily, Kellerman and his co-workers can now breathe a sigh of relief. Trey Lance was selected third overall to end the nightmare scenario that would’ve been three white guys going 1-3 in the draft.
The good thing is, when one says something as dumb as Kellerman did, the internet turns around and roasts them pretty good.
Here are some of the best dunks in Kellerman’s face. Enjoy:
Hey, @maxkellerman breathe easy, bud, first three picks weren’t white guys. I know you were worried that might happen.
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) April 30, 2021
ESPN employees can now sleep well, knowing the draft didn't go "white guy, white guy, white guy" as they all so greatly feared. https://t.co/KZ6tyH8aVQ
— Bobby Burack (@burackbobby_) April 30, 2021
Max Kellerman's antenna can go down now and he can move on to the next topic he'll have a baseless opinion on
— Chris Apenbrink (@Apenbrink) April 30, 2021
Well at least Max Kellerman won’t be mad that the first picks were white guys. I think OSU qbs worry pro teams
— retiredbballguy (@retiredbballguy) April 30, 2021
You can sleep easy tonight! 🤡 https://t.co/HOkeK1wKcJ
— Mark Harris (@itismarkharris) April 30, 2021
Is he white? I though it was white white white
— johnQpublic (@nick_simpson04) April 30, 2021
Take that @maxkellerman Find a new narrative. Too woke. Meritocracy is more evident in #NFL than at #ESPN.
— Cooper Crawford (@ccrawford65) April 30, 2021
Hey @maxkellerman, what say you now ? 🤡
— Four Years Of Malarkey (@MilitusAeturnum) April 30, 2021
Holy Shit someone check on @maxkellerman tonight that three white guys didn’t get drafted in a row. Congrats Trey Lance !! Beast!!
— Al Mcginnis (@al_mcginnis) April 30, 2021
Ya your prediction of three whites going 1-3 was wrong. Nice try stirring the pot. Wow.
— Len Van (@LenofScotts) April 30, 2021
White guy, White guy, black guy. You cool with that????
— stompoutloud (@stompoutloud) April 30, 2021
Hey, @maxkellerman breathe easy, bud, first three picks weren’t white guys.
— Picked Off 🏈⚾️🏒 (@phillysports05) April 30, 2021
Oh man thank god the drafts not racists this year. Good thing they are no longer on @maxkellerman radar!
— Shropshire Fan Club (@blazer_trump) April 30, 2021
I am just glad Max Kellerman can breathe a sigh of relief.
— Grendel (@2020KAGDJT) April 30, 2021
Thank God. You can now lower your antenna
— Matthew Stanford (@MattyStanford) April 30, 2021
@maxkellerman Looks like you’ll have to find racism somewhere else 🤡
— 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐑𝐞𝐝𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 👑 (@_The_Red_King_) April 30, 2021
I’m just glad Kellerman is now able to lower his antenna.
Well I’m glad he can sleep knowing that racism lost tonight.
But has anybody ever asked Max if he stopped beating his wife yet?
(look up that history on the guy)
Maybe if Max is a really good white racist, Biden will import him some fresh meat through slave state Delaware….
Good news, Max! VP KKKamala’s been put in charge of this. She’ll get the job done — her family has a long history of slave trading…
Max “The White Liberal” Kellerman can rest easy knowing his superpowers can be reserved for another day.
Major props to the Bears making that trade to get Justin Fields. By ensuring he’ll be a mediocre NFL QB…that will make Max’s dumb take look even worse.
You are so correct, people seem to forget that Nagy is still the coach. He now has no excuses.
Max Kellerman looks for racism where it doesn’t exist. He’s a clown just like every other woke white leftist.
Yeah, but it’s still really racist that 1 and 2 were white. That’s not right.
So by my count the 1st round included: 1 Polynesian (3%), 4 white guys (12.5%) and 27 black guys (84.4%). Max Kellerman can go bleep himself. What an absolute tool.
While we dodged a bullet last night, the threat of White Guy x 3 is still out there. Goodell should work with the rules committee to ensure 3 white guys can’t be drafted in a row at any point in the draft. I also think all websites that host fantasy sports build in that restriction as well.
The NFL is leading the way. My eyes are on the NHL. You’re next. #ACCOUNTABILITY
Bout time someone mentioned the NHL. Those fuckers don’t kneel for either national anthem. Racist bastards!
Oh, he’s still spiking the football. Max believes that he caused the National discussion and prevented a travesty. Also, all the twits in the Twittersphere who took a second to support Max believe their meager activism added to their anti-racism rewards account. So a question (and follow-up) needs to be asked of the SF GM: Did woke activism influence your draft decision? (Just to be clear, you are saying, categorically, that Max K or any woke-variety simpleton with a Twitter account had no bearing on your Draft decision, correct?)
What a “Twilight Zone” universe this is where a dude like Kellerman can continually and consistently make make dumb comments and STILL keep a job doing what he does. Is this not a market based economy? I can’t believe the market for being this dumb and boring is paying the bills for Disney. Is his dad the ESPN president? Does he have blackmail on some high level execs? Other than providing fodder for about an hour worth of mockery on this web site and Twitter, what value do his opinions have for those who work for a living? Again, his takes are boring and dumb…I presume he will keep his job as long as his uncle or dad or whatever, is leading the troops at ABC or Disney
As with all racist DemoKKKrats, KKKellerman harkens back to the good ole days and wants them blacks up on auction block….
We really should stop feeding the stray cats. Otherwise they will just keeping fucking noisily on the front porch at 3 am. Stop feeding them, they will go fuck somewhere else.