ESPN Producers Must Be SWEATING Over The Endless Gamecock Jokes On College GameDay

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You wanna see an ESPN producer sweat on a Saturday morning? Put the South Carolina Gamecocks on College GameDay and let the camera start rolling through the crowd.

Mix in some unfiltered Pat McAfee and you're gonna have 60-year-old Bill back in the truck popping Tums like they're candy.

Oh yeah, baby: the Cocks are all over ESPN today!

College GameDay and ESPN are all about the *ock today

"When the cocks come to town ......... you're gonna feel it!"

Perfection there from Pat McAfee, who just made a couple more cock jokes right to Mack Brown's face. Just ruthless.

Look, there are few things in this world that unite us all anymore. We're so damn divided and angry all the time.

But bringing back college football with a bevvy of cock signs and jokes is the one thing I feel like we can all get behind, right?

You may hate the left. You may hate the right. Trump. Biden. Blah, blah, blah.

But making ESPN sweat over endless cock jokes for three straight hours? I'm all in. And you should be, too.

PS: how about the bros with the Murdaugh sign? Absolutely ruthless one right there. Midseason form already.

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Zach grew up in Florida, lives in Florida, and will never leave Florida ... for obvious reasons. He's a reigning fantasy football league champion, knows everything there is to know about NASCAR, and once passed out (briefly!) during a lap around Daytona. He swears they were going 200 mph even though they clearly were not.