English Soccer Schlong-Grabbing Incident Under Investigation

The soccer governing body of England, the Football Association, is said to be looking into a schlong-grabbing incident during a match last week that clearly showed Darnell Fisher of Preston North End grabbing his opponent's schlong not once, but TWICE, during North End's 1-0 win over Sheffield. Fisher, 26, tried to conceal the first grab, but the second violation of societal code was about as blatant as it gets

When asked about the incident, Sheffield manager Tony Pulis pulled no punches saying it wouldn't be good for Fisher if the FA finds him guilty.

“I haven’t seen it, but if that’s the case then that’s the case," Pulis said. “I’m sure with everybody on social media and all the places that people look now, he’ll be up in flames now if he’s done that.”

You make the call here. Watch the video. How this doesn't start an all-out brawl is beyond my level of comprehension. Is it worth getting kicked out of a soccer game over a guy schlong-grabbing you twice? Seems like it.