The Cuomo brothers have told us how strong they are for years. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo’s brother has even pretended to show us. Monday, we almost found out.
Big Brother Cuomo told Howard Stern that he was about ready to “deck” President Donald Trump, but held back.
“I also had the practical situation: I needed him to help New York,” Big Brother said. “That was my job. If I wasn’t Governor of New York, I would’ve decked him. Period. He was attacking me. He was attacking my family. He was anti-Italian. He was every nasty thing.”
What a relief for Trump. No one wants this guy “decking” them, now do they?
This interview should serve as a warning — to everyone. Cuomo won’t be governor forever, and if you cross him afterward, you could get decked.
Little Brother Cuomo is no stranger to fighting either, or at least threatening to fight. Last year, he told a random troll he’d throw his “punk-ass down the stairs.”
Little Cuomo has been sending warnings all summer. He is so into his weights, he curls them while typing on his Windows computer. Well, maybe. #WeightGate is still going strong:
You’ve been warned, America. Trump apparently got off easy. For now.