Women Twerk On A Chicago Police SUV As Summer Heats Up In The Windy City

While police in Detroit battle people in the streets, the Chicago Police Department has launched an investigation into at least three women recorded twerking on top of a moving police SUV. We're talking a straight-up 3 a.m. BET video right there on top of the Chicago PD SUV as it made its way through the 'hood as onlookers cheered on their heroines.

"The Chicago Police Department is aware of a video that surfaced on social media showing several females riding on a marked squad car," Deputy Director Tom Ahern said in a statement.

If you thought people being wild at ballparks was crazy, watch these professionals show off their skills as if they've done this on moving vehicles before. Let's just say this doesn't appear to be their first rodeo on an SUV hood.

There were no reported arrests, no gunshots, nobody murdered during the incident, so all in all, this might've been one of the more innocent nights in Chicago history. Now, that doesn't mean there weren't a bunch of murders like 2-3 streets over. That doesn't mean gangbangers didn't pull a few drivebys at some point that night.

It means, for this brief period in Chicago's long history, the worst thing a human did was create some Instagram Story content on a police SUV. That's a win for all involved in that city.