Video: Ex-Army Technician Doesn't Like When His Public Sex Is Disturbed

Ever been having sex in a disabled women's bathroom stall, only for the annoying cleaner to interrupt your love-making by barging in like an animal?

Yeah, me neither.

BUT, if and when that situation does occur, maybe try and keep your composure a little better than our guy Billy Dean Fallon.

No relation, by the way! (I don't think).

Former Army Technician goes ballistic on club cleaner for interrupting sex

My goodness. What wrath. What anger. What fury.

Look, some guys just don't like to be disturbed in the throes of passion, and Billy is clearly one of them. Does he care that he's doing it in a public restroom? Nope.

Occupied, ladies. Try again later.

Fallon, 28, admitted Monday to assault occasioning bodily harm on at Southport Magistrates Court, in Australia. Yep, this tussle took place in the Land Down Under, too.

I thought they had class over there.

Anyway, the court saw these videos and decided they'd had enough. The club's cleaners - shockingly, this took place at a nightclub - had been knocking on the door for minutes to no avail.

Fallon apparently couldn't take the noise anymore and decided to slam our man to the wall like a psychopath and then punch him about four times in the head before trying to break every single rib in his body.

Ruthless.

Of course, the female partner emerges about halfway through in her green dress and looks STUNNED.

She's gone from ... whatever it is they were just doing ... to seeing this random dude go BALLISTIC on the cleaner. Talk about ruining the moment!

“He was in there becoming intimate with his partner … they were in the midst of becoming intimate when someone started banging on the door,” defense lawyer Angus Edwards said, according to reports.

“He acted impulsively, he acted protectively and he thought he was protecting himself and his partner.”

The cleaner was left with a broken nose, while Uncle Billy was sentenced to a year in prison!

Luckily, he was immediately granted parole. Hope the two love birds find each other again real soon.