Tom Brady Camp Calls Foul On Gisele-Trainer Dating Timeline, Floats 2021 Theory

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Well, it was only a matter of time, I reckon – the Tom Brady camp is reportedly calling BS on ex-wife Gisele Bündchen's dating timeline with family martial arts trainer Joaquim Valente. 

We all knew this was the next logical step in this breakup, right? The second Gisele jetted off to Costa Rica after the divorce to hang with Joaquim, we knew something was up, and now it all makes sense. 

Was the GOAT cheated on? Are we still calling Tom Brady the GOAT? Is this a fake leak from the Tom Brady camp?

So many questions! 

"They should add 2021 after June. Then the headline would be accurate," a source close to Brady told TMZ in the wake of a People report that Gisele and Valente had been dating since June 2023. 

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Ding, ding, ding! What a response from the Brady camp. All-time quote. 

For those who missed it, People – the magazine you skim through at the Publix checkout line – reported yesterday that Gisele and longtime family trainer Joaquim Valente started dating last summer. 

"They started out as great friends first. She's very private about this and wanted to keep it quiet while they got to know each other," a source told the publication.

Got to know each other? Yeah, OK. Joaquim here has been the Brady family trainer for years now, which is probably why the Brady camp is allegedly throwing the red flag here. 

And, wouldn't you know it, right on cue a SECOND source sort of let the cat out of the bag to People. 

"They started out as friends. He was a huge comfort for Gisele while she went through her divorce. Their friendship turned romantic after the divorce.

"Joaquim is a great guy. He is down to earth, kind and inspiring. Gisele was hesitant about dating after the divorce. It's been very natural for her to date Joaquim."  

A little too natural, apparently. 

"When they announced divorce in October 2022, Gisele fled to Costa Rica for 2 months," another source told TMZ. "Joaquim flew there with her for 2 months. She takes her jiu-jitsu training seriously. LOL."

LOL!

Buckle up, folks. We're about to go on quite a ride. 


 

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