Netflix Co-Founder Angers Outrage Mob Over Political Donation, And It's The Wrong Mob

For those of you who still have Netflix – I don't, because I can't afford it in Joe Biden's economy – you may be on a sinking ship. 

OK, that's not true. Obviously, Netflix ain't going anywhere. It's a behemoth in the streaming industry. It's sort of the OG. The one who started it all. But, it's also pricey … which was fine for most patriots, until co-founder Reed Hastings reportedly donated $7 million to Kamala Harris this week. 

Now, those patriots are done. See ya later, Netflix! Everyone is taking their ball(s) and going HOME. Since Hastings made his presidential choice – a predictable one, at that – the hashtag #CancelNetflix has trended on Elon's Twitter. 

Adios, Netflix. Hello, Tubi!

This isn't the way, conservative Twitter 

Honestly, I'd want to cancel Netflix just so I could write "donated to Kamala Harris" in the other box. That's funny. I LOVE writing obscure things in those boxes. It's the best. 

You ever been to Chilis and gone to check out on that stupid computer at the table, and then it asks for a signature so it can print your receipt? There is nothing more American than writing some sort of dirty name in that box just to see it printed out on actual paper. Hilarious. Tell me you've never laughed at Hugh Janus?

Anyway, back to Netflix … trying to "cancel" something is stupid. If you want to stop paying for Netflix because someone associated with it did something you don't like, that's fine. Boycott your brains off, if you'd like. That's your choice. 

But calling for something to be canceled is supposed to be the very thing we – conservatives – are fighting against. Come on, people. Don't you see the irony here? Not great. 

And by the way – if you're shocked that Netflix's co-founder is liberal, you're insane. Wake up! Everyone you like in Hollywood is liberal. Everyone associated with every single TV show you stream is liberal. Everyone associated with every single streaming service you pay for? Liberal. 

They're all liberals. It's why I don't want to know anyone's political affiliation anymore. Seriously, I don't, because I will inevitably be sad and disappointed. I don't need that in my life. 

Anyway, Netflix is stupid, mainly because it's overpriced. 

Although, to be fair, I did just switch to T-Mobile, which came with a free Netflix subscription. So, you know, I have no choice but to use it now. Sorry.