Massive Trump Flag Outside Capitol Building Has Libs Fainting On The Street

Nothing like triggering a Lib on a Saturday in August!

When Donald Trump returned to a suddenly VERY SAFE Washington DC Friday night, he was greeted with a new toy that'll make Libs faint. 

And if that isn't a hero's welcome home, I don't know what is!

For those who missed it, Trump spent all of Friday wheeling and dealing with Vladdy Putin in Alaska. No idea if we made any progress, but it was all anyone could talk about. 

CNN was in shambles. MSNBC had a panic attack. Gavin Newsom was still somewhere out in disgusting California hosting a 14-person rally. It was chaos. 

Anyway, when Trump returned late Friday, some patriots outside the Capitol building decided to unfurl the biggest lib-triggering flag this side of the Mississippi. 

What a sign!

We've got 'em cornered!

Incredible. God, what an amazing time period we're living in. The pettiness from both sides is electric right now. 

The Libs can't get Trump off their brains. Can't do it. Gavin thinks about him 24/7. They're all still screaming about the Epstein stuff, nearly a month later. Earlier this week, they literally attacked Trump for trying to clean up that filthy, crime-riddled city. Think about that for a second. Amazing. 

Meanwhile, the sane folks on the right are just living in the moment. We're taking it all in stride. Never get too high. Never get too low. Slow and steady wins the race. 

We pick and choose our spots to pounce. For example, someone keeps sending Gavin Newsom a "Trump 2028" hat, and he cannot stand it. 

Amazing. What a troll. Whoever these patriots are, bravo! You're doing God's work. There is nothing better than triggering Gavin Newsom. His self-esteem is so laughably low, you just know that stuff like that eats at him. It's the best. 

Not to be outdone on the other side of the country, a couple of heroes took the time Saturday morning to unleash the biggest reminder in America that Trump won. 

We've got 'em cornered on both sides, folks! Keep up the good work. 

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Zach grew up in Florida, lives in Florida, and will never leave Florida ... for obvious reasons. He's a reigning fantasy football league champion, knows everything there is to know about NASCAR, and once passed out (briefly!) during a lap around Daytona. He swears they were going 200 mph even though they clearly were not.