It Took 20 Minutes For Sane High School Boys To Rip Down A New Tampon Dispenser In Their Bathroom

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Well, we've reached the point where teenagers are saner than most adults – especially in insane, democrat-run states. 

Sounds about right. 

Let's now head up to Connecticut, where it took approximately 20 minutes – TWENTY MINUTES! – for a newly-placed tampon dispenser in the BOYS BATHROOM to be ripped down and torn to pieces. 

This violent act led to a doozy of an email from school principal Marc Balanda (pronouns: he/him):

High school in Connecticut installs tampon machine in boys bathroom

Hilarious. And, frankly, sooooo predictable. It's been a while since I was in school, but you had to see this one coming from a mile away. 

What did they expect would happen? For starters, any time you put something new in a high school bathroom you're tempting fate. That place used to be a war zone 15 years ago when I was in it, and I'd imagine not much has changed. 

New paper towel dispenser? Open season. Shiny new soap dispenser? See ya later! God forbid you tried to fix the wonky door lock on one of the stalls or put in some brand new toilet paper. Waste of time. Good as gone/flushed.

Now, add in the fact that you've installed a TAMPON DISPENSER in the BOYS BATHROOM, and you were just begging for this to happen. 

And you know what? Good for them. It's lunacy. It's all lunacy, and it's about time someone stood up to the nonsense. 

Did I think it would be a bunch of high school kids in Connecticut? No. But, admittedly, I also didn't realize this insane bill was passed up there late last year. 

On and after September 1, 2023, each local and regional board of education shall provide free menstrual products, as defined in section 18-69e of the general statutes, in women's restrooms, all-gender restrooms and at least one men's restroom. 

Insane. What are we doing here? Seriously. How did we get here?

Good luck with that re-install, principal Marc. Should go well! 

PS: We have a list of suspects and believe we know who is responsible. 

Good! Give those kids a medal. 

 

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Zach grew up in Florida, lives in Florida, and will never leave Florida ... for obvious reasons. He's a reigning fantasy football league champion, knows everything there is to know about NASCAR, and once passed out (briefly!) during a lap around Daytona. He swears they were going 200 mph even though they clearly were not.