Jill Biden Did Her Black Friday Shopping At A Nantucket Store That'll Send Shivers Down Your Spine

For those wondering if former president Joe Biden, 83, still gets it ON in the sack, think no more! I have an answer for you. You are welcome. 

Whew. What a way to start the first Hump Day of December. I think we're in for a special final month of 2025. 

The answer is yes, by the way. It appears that Sleepy Joe doesn't do much sleeping between the sheets. Well, I'm sure he does, but for 5-10 minutes once a month, he still gets freaky with Dr. Jill. What a wholesome way to start the day. 

How do I know? Better yet, WHY do I know? 

Because Jill Biden was spotted shopping at a lingerie shop in downtown Nantucket over the holiday weekend. That's right. As OutKick's unofficial Nantucket writer, I can confirm that Ladybird Lingerie is a tiny little boutique on the island that features some really nice garments that are "both pleasing to the eyes as well as the body wearing them."

Happy holidays to the Bidens, indeed!

Dr. Jill and Joe don't let age slow them down

Look, I feel like I have to go ahead and side with the former First Lady on this one. I hate to say it, but I respect this move. Good for Joe. Good for Jill. They would LOVE a little spot called "The Villages" down here in Florida. It's the freakiest old folks' place on the PLANET. 

I can only hope to still be grinding in bed when I'm in my 80s. I doubt very much it'll happen because I'm a generally lazy person, but we'll see. My hat's off to anyone who's still letting it rip at 83, or, in Dr. Jill's case, 74. 

Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Green Party – it doesn't matter to me. If you're still lingerie shopping at 74, you earn a little respect from me. 

And how about Dr. Jill actually going to a store to turn Joe on? Nobody shops in stores anymore. It's all Amazon now. But not the Bidens. Old school. Again, I hate to say it, but I respect it just a bit. 

There's a store in our mall down here called Spencer's that's, somehow, still open. It's one of, like, four actual stores in the mall that's still operational. The other three are, I assume, fronts for money laundering operations. Actually, I'm almost sure of it. 

Anyway … Spencer's is basically a sex store. You've all been in a Spencer's before, right? I actually went last Christmas Eve for nostalgia purposes, and it was still a wild little ride. Some of the stuff I saw, I didn't even know was possible from a physical standpoint. 

All that to say, I'd imagine Ladybird Lingerie – right off the top of Main Street on Nantucket – is a little more classy than Spencer's. I quick scan of their website shows that I'm right, although I do see a nice JANE garter belt currently selling for $120, if anyone's interested. The more you know, am I right?

No clue what the former First Lady picked out for Sleepy. Frankly, I'm good never, ever finding out. I'm just glad they're happy. 

A couple of criminals who ran this country into the ground, but at least they're still banging. 

Let's have a Hump Day.