Elizabeth Hurley Went Topless For Vitamin D, Olympian Alysha Newman Hits The Golf Course & Rally Sombreros

Elizabeth Hurley took off her bikini top to get as much Vitamin D as she could.

We made it. Today is the last day of my relief appearance, and I'm going to go ahead and call my shot. I have all the confidence in the world that I'm putting another scoreless inning in the books.

It's Friday, it's Easter weekend, and I saved this one specifically to end my relief appearance with. It's an update on a Florida woman who put together a run of mugshots that may never be matched.

As you probably know, I dabble in mugshots every now and again. Particularly ones that capture the hearts and minds of those on the internet. I dare say nobody captured as many hearts and minds as Sara Jane Isbister did.

The former Hooters waitress eventually got into stripping and, at the age of 21, she recorded her first mugshot. It went viral while she was behind bars and earned her the nickname "Mugshot Beauty."

It was the beginning of a run of viral mugshots that would eventually come to an end after the ninth and final one went viral.

Sara is now 34, and she's living a much different life. She told The Sun of her viral mugshot run, "I didn’t realize there were real consequences at that age. I was just so reckless. I just wanted to be the baddest of the baddest."

Her first eight viral mugshots for petty crimes started when she failed to pay a speeding fine. The ninth mugshot was for a possession of drugs conviction.

Despite Sara's mugshots making the rounds and showing up all over the internet, she never tried to turn it into a modeling career or continued fame.

She was too busy dealing with weirdos and all that comes with going viral, including false rumors and letters from inmates. At first, she was unhappy with all the attention, but only had herself to blame.

"I was livid and upset. I had no idea how much this was going to screw things up for me. This is all people are going to know me for now," she said.

"But then I kept doing stupid things. I didn’t realize people were going to string them together and make articles out of it."

Sara says she was a troubled teen who hung out with the wrong crowd. When her dad died of cancer, she didn’t care anymore. She didn’t care about the future, that was never on her mind.

"When I was using drugs and stripping, the future was not the first thing I was thinking about," she said. "Every day is what’s going on right in front of me, which is a very dangerous way of living."

Today, the "Mugshot Beauty" is living a much different life. The viral mugshots of her bad girl era are behind her, and she's focusing on her art and writing career.

"My life is so far from that right now. I was raised with morals and values, but I was just so edgy. Everything had to be more and more hard core."

There’s more to life than viral mugshots. What a story of inspiration. If the Florida woman, known as the Mugshot Beauty, with nine viral mugshots under her belt can turn her life around, anyone can.

C.B. Bucknor being injured in Wednesday's game

- Dean from Fond du Lac writes:

Sean Jo:

You are right that you shouldn’t be blamed for C.B. Bucknor leaving the game for a potential concussion due to a foul ball off of his protective face mask.  Anyone who says otherwise is just a plain idiot.  I agree with you that Bucknor needs to be removed permanently as an MLB umpire as he is clearly incompetent.  I watched him making that "out" call at 1st Base on Tuesday night’s game when he clearly wasn’t doing his job watching the play at first base is just not acceptable for an umpire at any level of professional baseball. 

Being a Brewers fan, I was watching Wednesday’s game live.  I knew that Bucknor was going to make a lot of bad ball/strike calls that would be overturned.  I was actually looking forward to counting the times he would be overruled by the "robo ump".  In no way did I want to see C.B. injured on a foul ball nor do I ever want to see anyone – umpire, catcher, fan, or anyone – be injured by a foul ball.

BTW – I gotta think that when C.B. Bucknor is behind the plate this year, that fans watching those games on TV would be doing a drinking game doing shots every time C.B. is overruled  (I don’t encourage that, but people will use any excuse to drink).

SeanJo

Thank you. I would never wish a foul ball to the mask of an umpire or a line drive to the orbital socket of a pitcher, for example, either.

I have never, and would never, wish for two fielders of any team other than the Yankees to collide. That is not who I am.

Your drinking game idea could result in a few blackouts.

Valentines Day!??

- Montana Tim writes:

M-T here SeanJo. A couple points of interest if you please. First, Big Al seemed to have influenced my holiday selection! After reading your article this morning, I would suggest that one never post anything after pounding down a jug of wine! It was late, I was shit-housed and obviously l missed judged and lost track of the calendar! These things can happen on occasion. I must say I was close though! I only missed by a few weeks. I’m lucky I never wished you a Merry Christmas or something.

Second, I’d like to share with you, from days gone by, a true story about enhanced ta-tas! I once had a very lovely girlfriend who went about 5’4" and had the nicest little figure you’d ever want to grab ahold of! She had a 35-C cup! Really lovely! The problem was she thought they were too small and wanted to make them bigger. I told her she was nuts to change them as they were quite lovely. She didn’t care, they needed to be changed. I told her I’d never touch’em again if she did. Well, she did and I didn’t! She was very excited to show me and when she did….I was shocked! She looked like a freak! It looked like she had two 16 inch softballs on her chest! They would neither shake nor jiggle as nature intended! It was very traumatizing to say the least! Out the door I went never to return! From that point forward, I kept them natural! So I guess you can put me in the 39 percentile! That about wraps it up. I wish you a very pleasant Easter holiday! Montana Tim.

SeanJo

No worries Montana Tim. It happens to the best of us. It's a fact, jugs of wine and calendars don't mix. I hope you have a great holiday as well, and I look forward to all the meat.

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That's it for the Friday edition of Screencaps. The week flew by, and it goes down in the books as another solid relief appearance if I do say so myself.

Joe is back on duty tomorrow. I'll see everyone on Sunday. Have a great couple of days. Fire up the grills and send me your meat.

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