True Romance: Double Life Of A Married Secret Sperm Donor, Family Hates Woman's Sugar Daddy & Coworker Hookups

Welcome to the latest edition of True Romance. I think we can distill the overall theme this week down to the pursuit of happiness.

Some people just don't want to see you happy no matter the circumstances. A good example of that is a police detective who was dismissed this week.

He was found to have committed actions that constituted gross misconduct during vacations he took over a seven-year period.

Organizing sex workers for himself and others, as well as using drugs during trips abroad has been categorized as a significant breach of professional behavior standards, reports Yahoo! News.

"Police play a vital role in protecting individuals who are at heightened risk of violence and exploitation, and any deviation from that duty represents a serious breach of public trust," Detective Chief Superintendent Chrissy Jessah said.

"DC Malik would have been fully aware that he was acting in clear violation of his obligations to safeguard the public, as well as the strict rules governing drug use. His conduct was wholly unacceptable and fell significantly short of the standards expected by the organization and the public."

That's another way of saying he's not allowed to pursue his own happiness while on vacation and not on the clock as a detective. If you notice what's missing is any mention of how he did his job. That's telling.

But I don’t want this crackdown on happiness to block out all the light. There was some good news in the romance department and I hope she'll be able to conduct her pursuit of happiness without any significant interruptions.

Brooks Nader, the lovely and talented walking wardrobe malfunction, is back out there dating. She and actor Taron Egerton are an item, reports TMZ.

I hate to do this, especially after putting up one on the positive side of the scoreboard, but I had to take the path that romance took me on, and it's not as cheerful and bright as Brooks' dating life.

People evidently don't want you to have things that make you happy, like living a double life as a sperm donor. Or not working a full-time job and living the life you deserve thanks to a sugar daddy.

It's somewhat concerning, but I have a feeling these folks are going to show us how to keep our heads down on that pursuit of happiness no matter what.

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The Double Life Of A Married Sperm Donor Who Secretly Has Been Handing Out Donations

A mother of five is telling a story about how the normal life she thought she was living was shattered because of the discovery of her husband's secret.

Mary, 60, said she had no clue that her husband David was living a double life. A double life where he was going around offering his semen to people in Facebook groups.

He had been doing so for years. She believes her husband has at least 10 kids from donating sperm behind her back and that he has a "pregnancy fetish" which helps drive his desire to donate his sperm.

Their 20-year marriage was rocked when she found a plastic container with a screw top and a file detailing her husband's activities as a secret sperm donor.

A woman discovers her husband's double life as a secret sperm donor. (Image Credit: Getty)

"I had annual leave from my job, and that was when things came to light. It was some kind of receptacle, a very substantial plastic thing with a screw top, that I found in his wardrobe," Mary said, according to The Mirror.

"There was also a file that said a name that wasn't his on it, and it had details of his donations inside. I confronted him about it, and he couldn't deny it because he had the compulsion to go out and do it."

She left the house for a few weeks to process the shocking news, but eventually returned. He entered treatment for sex addiction and the couple is still together.

"I'm still shattered. I feel a sense of extreme betrayal. Things will never be the same. I wonder if he ever really loved me in the first place. He fantasized over the recipients on Facebook, and he had a fetish regarding pregnancy and fertility...," she said.

"He had dozens of aliases online and different Facebook accounts. He was desperate for as many babies as he could possibly achieve. He also advertised for sex through natural insemination, which is having intercourse. I would rather have been an ordinary person that didn't have to know anything about this."

I'm sure her husband agrees with that. He didn’t want her to know anything about his quest for just a whiff of happiness either, that's why he did the whole double life thing in the first place.

They're going through a rough patch right now, but I'm hopeful they'll work things out. There's an arrangement of some kind that can be made here.

An effort to buy flowers more often and surprise his wife on occasion can go a long way to smoothing over a bumpy road. I have faith in these two.

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This Woman's Family Hates Her Wealthy Sugar Daddy

We've heard sugar daddy and sugar baby stories before. Most of them, by the way, work out well for all involved. Why wouldn’t they?

But we don’t often hear about the family of the sugar baby and what they think about their loved one having a wealthy man pay for their company.

It's not the sort of arrangement I'd want for my daughter, but would I hate the sugar daddy? I want to believe that I wouldn’t.

That can be easier said than done for some. This sugar baby claims her family and friends don't like her much older, twice divorced, man who showers her with gifts.

The family of a sugar baby hates the wealthy older man who pays her bills and showers her with gifts. (Image Credit: Getty)

They "never miss an opportunity to disrespect him and tell me that I’m disgusting," she told the Daily Star. "But what’s wrong with keeping a rich man company while enjoying his money? I feel I’m worth it."

She feels she's worth it. It's what makes her happy. These people taking a dump all over the arrangement are jealous, aren't they?

He's busy running a successful business and isn’t able to have a traditional relationship because he doesn’t have the time. He's divorced, he has adult kids, but that's enough talk about them.

He tells her she's "beautiful and amazing." Is she supposed to take a long hard look at herself and then argue with that assessment? I don’t think so.

"He showers me with gifts, sexy clothes and nights out in return for my company," she explains. "I don’t have a full-time job and don’t think I’m doing anything wrong."

Working for a living is overrated anyway. You don't need to develop any skills or worry about anything like that when you're beautiful and amazing.

"If I wasn’t for my man, then I wouldn’t be able to pay my bills and have nice things. As it stands we both benefit from his cash and my charm," she added.

Don’t for even a split second believe that she's not in charge here. When they head out to the hotel rooms together to "get naked and have fun," she's the one in charge.

The worst part about those raining on her parade might be her hypocritical friends. While she's sticking to one man in her pursuit of happiness, they're out in the clubs picking up "strangers for grubby sex."

They're sometimes with two or three different guys a month and those losers aren't even paying their friends' bills for them. Is it too much to be happy that your friend is happy with her sugar daddy?

People Who Slept With A Coworker, What’s Your Story?

What a week of True Romance. As I was looking for a discussion topic this week, I tried to look for a palate cleanser. 

I didn’t want to leave things with a sense of hopelessness. There are still a lot of positive tales of romance out there.

Nothing tells that side like Reddit stories of coworker hookups.

Of course, there's the good, the bad, and the ugly, but that's why we get up every morning.

• Did it once. Super awkward after. Swore I'd never do it again. Got new job. Did it again. Super awkward after. Swore I'd never do it again Got new job. Did it again. We've been married 10 years, together for 16.
• Well, we had an awkward time of being friends with sexual tension for a year. We eventually had sex, and yadda yadda yadda, we're married and our second child is currently rolling all over me as I type this
• Been married 15 years now, so I guess you could say it’s gettin’ pretty serious.
• I installed an EMR system in a doctor's office and slept with one of the doctors.
• I married her. 42 years, 3 kids and 5 grandchildren later, we're still together, much to the annoyance of her mother who said it wouldn't last the first year.
• Dated for a while. She was my supervisor. Good relationship, good breakup, no regrets, great time. It works if everyone involved is an adult.
• Got married. The following year, divorced.
• Four years later, we're engaged, and currently pissed at each other LMAO. I know. It's a beautiful love story.
• Had a casual hookup with a coworker after some drinks. She later moved to California for a new job. Years later I see her on an adult site working in her new job
• It was awesome. She had pierced nipples and a lower back tattoo! Dated for a few months and then broke up, awkward for awhile but it was worth it.
• I ended up dating him. Almost 11 years together now and married 6 years. It worked out for us but I’m going to assume the majority of the time it won’t.
• I got caught at a concert and had to quit my job.
• Slept with a colleague a few weekends ago. We’re friends. It was incredible. We work at a company with over 100k employees. Not the end of the world.
• Too many times but not a good idea. Especially when moving from one relationship to another in the same workplace.
• Brought her home from the bar. Slept with her asked her the next day what’s next and she said just be friends. Best outcome for me. I’d say go for it!

Boob Job

- Jayson writes:

Total turnoff.

Areola scars or underneath. Game changer, for the negative.

Au Natural for the win no matter the size.

Yours truly –

Assman / leg man / earlobe man / nape of the neck man / tell me your latest book man

Ribcage man

Oh and the ankles . . . . . .

SeanJo

Thanks for sharing your opinion, Jayson. You're in the minority, according to the poll that was conducted last week.

61% of those who voted said "No" getting breast implants shouldn’t make or break a relationship.

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