Bills Mafia Is Already In Regular Season Form

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Though they finished behind Cincinnati and Baltimore in a recent poll that determined the NFL's most sauced up fan base, the league's most entertaining fan base still resides in Buffalo. To demonstrate their unmatched fandom, some members of Bills Mafia entertained guests with a wedding reception Rock Bottom as "Let's Go Buffalo" blared from the speakers.




The lively wedding party features (gasp!) an unmasked Cole Beasley, multiple Josh Allen backers, at least two different Stevie Johnsons (holy shit, remember him?) and a handful of other jerseys crammed on the dance floor.

Making his way through the aptly decorated blue table appears to be one of the groom's compadres. In a perfectly scripted sequence, the wedding guest shakes his head in fear as the sleeveless DJ administers The People's Champion's famous Rock Bottom, sending both he and the guest crashing to the floor.

The reaction from the wedding guests-turned-Bills Mafia had all the electricity of a Jim Kelly to Andre Reed game winner inside of Orchard Park.

This is what makes Bills Mafia elite. Clad in their red, white and blue, Buffalo's best always brings it: whether by way of sex toys on the field, pregame butt funnels, or flaming tables.

Bills Mafia doesn't rebuild, they reload.

 











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Anthony is a former high school basketball intramural champion who played a leading role in creating two offspring. He spends his weekends hoping for an MTV Rock N' Jock revival. Follow him on X (@OhioAF).