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Zach Wilson’s Mom Had A Big Draft Night

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The NFL Draft always has that one breakout star girlfriend or mom who steals the show and this year it was none other than Zach Wilson’s mom, Lisa, claiming the big honor bestowed upon her by the social media world. The difference here compared to years in the past when moms weren’t really looking for the spotlight is that Lisa is a new age NFL mom — she embraces the exposure.

Lisa, a mom of six who fashions herself on Instagram as an influencer, should have no problem finding Fifth Avenue brands that want to do business with the mother of the Jets quarterback, especially if Zach can have any sort of success. “Fitness fanatic, intuitive cook, home builder, organizer of all sh*t, appropriately inappropriate,” Lisa’s Instagram bio reads.

Quarterback moms can go over there and follow along as Lisa navigates the NFL Draft waters, how to take care of her beautiful pool, which vitamins to take, meals to whip up and she even dabbles in lawn care.

I’m telling you right now, some agency is going to sign Lisa, give her a production team and turn her into an absolute YouTube force. Just watch. There are high-level Zoom meetings taking place today to hyper analyze Lisa’s social media history to make sure there aren’t skeletons in the closet and then they’re going to sign her to a two-year deal.

Put it this way, the New York tabloids are going to love Lisa Wilson.

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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  1. Another mom totally into herself and playing off her sons notoriety very unbecoming for a middle age mom with her mouth slammed open pointing at her boobs prolly super annoying to be around always look at me mfers ugh smfh

  2. Fuck me. So tired of the narcissism of our era. It’s even worse when it’s a mom trying to get famous for her son. So tired of it…. I think Outkick could do without those posts too. But see I get so irritated I have to react.

    • I think this is a Twitter phenomenon. Twitter is populated by soy-imbibing she-men who, if they have women in their lives at all, are forced by those women to get “vaccinated” so they MIGHT let them have sex a couple times this year; and purple-haired trigglypuffs.

      In that context, to the “male” Twitter population, this slightly-above-average-looking suburban mom, who seems to actually like her husband, and has six kids so she clearly doesn’t mind fucking, must seem like she is sent from the gods.

      • Given how many soy boys would be fine with an older suburban mom who actually looks like a woman by asking if she was single…goes to show how little masculinity they have. No she has a husband…they probably got married long before twitter found her.

        There’s plenty of younger women out there who aren’t married…hopefully their femininity hasn’t been trashed by this modern poison yet.

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