Joe Kinsey
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The NFL Draft always has that one breakout star girlfriend or mom who steals the show and this year it was none other than Zach Wilson’s mom, Lisa, claiming the big honor bestowed upon her by the social media world. The difference here compared to years in the past when moms weren’t really looking for the spotlight is that Lisa is a new age NFL mom — she embraces the exposure.
Lisa, a mom of six who fashions herself on Instagram as an influencer, should have no problem finding Fifth Avenue brands that want to do business with the mother of the Jets quarterback, especially if Zach can have any sort of success. “Fitness fanatic, intuitive cook, home builder, organizer of all sh*t, appropriately inappropriate,” Lisa’s Instagram bio reads.
Aye anyone got Zach Wilson’s moms number? 👀 pic.twitter.com/Rtc5IJF37Y
— NFL Humor (@NFLHumor) April 30, 2021
Quarterback moms can go over there and follow along as Lisa navigates the NFL Draft waters, how to take care of her beautiful pool, which vitamins to take, meals to whip up and she even dabbles in lawn care.
I’m telling you right now, some agency is going to sign Lisa, give her a production team and turn her into an absolute YouTube force. Just watch. There are high-level Zoom meetings taking place today to hyper analyze Lisa’s social media history to make sure there aren’t skeletons in the closet and then they’re going to sign her to a two-year deal.
Put it this way, the New York tabloids are going to love Lisa Wilson.
Zach Wilson’s moms hot. She single? #NFLDraft2021 pic.twitter.com/F3ynnVADUn
— @RileyFreeman on IG (@RileyFreeman) April 30, 2021
on my way to sleep with zach wilson mom pic.twitter.com/0kJQn9a1Na
— Jules 🤖 (@ohRempy) April 30, 2021
The surprising break-out star of last night’s NFL Draft was the mom of BYU QB Zach Wilson. pic.twitter.com/sZmX6wxjP0
— Hammer and Nigel (@hammerandnigel) April 30, 2021
https://www.instagram.com/p/CNDWHR-BL1D/
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-BW5EohKtY/
Tired of this chick already.
What’s the BFD?
So we have really come to a place where a moderately attractive middle-aged woman sets Twitter afire?
I wish someone would, literally, set Twitter afire.
Same.
Agreed. I mean I would hit it, but she isn’t that hot.
Meh.
Another mom totally into herself and playing off her sons notoriety very unbecoming for a middle age mom with her mouth slammed open pointing at her boobs prolly super annoying to be around always look at me mfers ugh smfh
Basically it’s the female version of compensating. Like when a guy buys a muscle car or is A-Rod.
A Rod hahahahha!
GREATEST TV quote of all time:
A-rod was discussing hitting to different parts of the field, during a nationally-televised MLB broadcast – he said:
“your ego is not your amigo”
From the guy who has the biggest ego in the entire universe. Ironic, huh?
On a scale of 1 to Sonya Curry……she falls squarely in the MEH range. A 6.5 at best. Let’s not get carried away.
Without knowing her, I sense her shine will quickly fade….it’s already begun, in fact.
Fuck me. So tired of the narcissism of our era. It’s even worse when it’s a mom trying to get famous for her son. So tired of it…. I think Outkick could do without those posts too. But see I get so irritated I have to react.
Mom of 6…thumbs up.
Insta influencer…big thumbs down.
Along with twitter can we set insta on fire too?
Apparently I just don’t get it because she looks like almost every other mom in my suburban Utah neighborhood. Maybe the world hasn’t been to Utah…
I think this is a Twitter phenomenon. Twitter is populated by soy-imbibing she-men who, if they have women in their lives at all, are forced by those women to get “vaccinated” so they MIGHT let them have sex a couple times this year; and purple-haired trigglypuffs.
In that context, to the “male” Twitter population, this slightly-above-average-looking suburban mom, who seems to actually like her husband, and has six kids so she clearly doesn’t mind fucking, must seem like she is sent from the gods.
Given how many soy boys would be fine with an older suburban mom who actually looks like a woman by asking if she was single…goes to show how little masculinity they have. No she has a husband…they probably got married long before twitter found her.
There’s plenty of younger women out there who aren’t married…hopefully their femininity hasn’t been trashed by this modern poison yet.
Man, touched a nerve. Doesn’t really affect me either way. Hope she’s happy.
Great
I mean, I would do her, but that ain’t really saying much for the ‘ol gal. She’s maybe a 7?
Does intuitive cook means she doesn’t follow any recipes?
obviously NONE of the Twit followers have ever visited the Ole Miss campus . . .