Wild Video Shows Family Being Attacked By Bobcat, Dad Battling The Beast

"I'll shoot that f--ker," suburban dad says as a bobcat attacks his family on what appears to be a quiet, ordinary morning in Suburban, USA. Imagine for a second you're (we'll call him Rick) going about your business enjoying a beautiful sunrise and the life you've built. The house has the open concept your wife had been dreaming of ever since laying eyes on HGTV like two decades ago.

The kids have their rooms where they escape to play video games and avoid interacting with you. The lawn is just perfect after a couple of years of babying it since the contractor moved on to build another house. The garage is a work in progress, but that's because you've been using it to cut lumber for the mancave that's going up. The cars are out front as a result.

Just another day in the neighborhood.....ANNNNDDDDD IT'S F-ING ON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WE HAVE OURSELVES AN ANIMAL THUNDERDOME, AND RICK'S WIFE IS FIRST UP.

Let's go to the footage:

Listen to that roar at the 15-second mark. Rick's absolutely stunned, but Judy is in full-on terror mode as the bobcat starts to shred her to pieces. Being the awesome husband that he is, Rick puts his life on the line to save his wife from death and manhandles that beast like this isn't his first rodeo.

Talk about an action-packed movie wrapped up in a 46-second video. This is the thriller of the summer.

The PETA people are out saying this was staged, the wife is carrying the bobcat in the carrier, this is all a hoax of some sort, blah, blah, blah. Watch the very beginning of the video as the bobcat comes racing across the street with bad intentions. Judy doesn't even have time to release a bobcat out of that carrier, you (PETA ) idiots.