Where Was Urban Meyer’s Hand? New Footage Is Out To Analyze

Where was Urban Meyer’s hand while the blond in Columbus, Ohio was holding the Jacksonville Jaguars hostage? That’s the big question on text exchanges across the country as people try to figure out how much defense Urban was playing while the leggy blond worked over the Dublin Dad while Shelley Meyer was babysitting.

New footage emerged Monday showing Urbs and the leggy blond from an alternative angle. That’s right, the replay booth found new footage from the field and it’s time for the fans to make the call here.

Where was Urban’s hand? We’ll let you decide.

Urban claims people were trying to get him out on the dance floor and that’s when the blond assassin went to work on the Columbus legend. “It was stupid. I should have left,” Urban said Monday.

This new angle says otherwise, but we’ll let the readers be the judge here.

The original angle for replay officials to analyze!

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.


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  1. Who cares, we just had a bunch of so called Christians with so called “Family Values ” who openly admitted to “grabbing women by the pussy”. So much for their Family Values….Makes them sound like a bunch of Duck Dynasty looking hypocrites

    • Agreed. Who the fuck cares about apologizing to a bunch of 22-35 year olds who most fuck random pussy in every city they go to. Apologize to your wife. Urban is a no character asshole who only cares about himself and football, yes in that order.

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