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I have sympathy for those whose lives were ruined during COVID. Much has been lost over the past 12 months, including the sanity of a nameless husband who refuses to take off his mask while having sex with his wife.
In a column for Slate, a vaccinated wife complained that her equally vaccinated husband’s mind is so damaged by COVID that he won’t even take off his mask for sex:
I have been married to a great guy for five and a half years. He is handsome, sexy, funny, and kind. It’s true that he has always been a little “prissy” about illnesses, but I never thought it was a real problem. However, during the pandemic, his terror about getting sick has reached new levels. For the last year, he has refused to take off his face mask, even when we are at home—just the two of us. This is true even now that he is fully vaccinated for the virus. He wears it to sleep, to do most of his bathroom activities, and, yes, even during lovemaking. To eat, he pulls it up to expose his mouth, and then quickly pulls it back down between bites. While he does not insist that I do the same, I can tell it bothers him that I don’t—especially because I have now started going maskless outside, per the CDC guidelines, and plan on restaurant dining inside soon for a girls’ night out.
I may need to rename the woke losers.
At this point, I recommend the guy keep his mask on because it’d be shameful to show his full face in public, let alone the bedroom.
The vaccinated wife who is banging a mask-wearing man goes on:
“When I have tried to present him with the science, he says, ‘Scientists don’t fully understand the virus yet,’ or, ‘I know it probably isn’t necessary, but wearing it doesn’t bother me, so if there’s even a small chance that it can protect us, I’d rather be on the safe side. What’s the harm?’”
Nothing worse than a gutless man who thinks he knows science but knows nothing.
The wife also says her broken husband doesn’t change his mask, making it “smelly and soiled.”
His mother-in-law has had enough, suggesting that her daughter move out. That’s what you call a mom clearly concerned about her daughter’s sex life.
I don’t root for firings, breakups, divorces, legal cases, or impeachments (sorry, Adam Schiff) — but if this guy’s wife ever leaves him, he’s never getting laid again. That’s a word of warning for him, not her.
As for the wife: there are message boards designed to tell single women what to avoid when dating men. Perhaps they could offer her some tips?
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This is an important reminder – there is no lower bound on stupidity.
No this guy is mentally ill.
Go with the side piece then
OMG now I’ve heard everything!
I also don’t root for divorces, but I do root for people to get out of abusive relationships, and this qualifies. He is mentally ill and now becoming emotionally abusive. It doesn’t get “better” from here.
Hysterical and stupid on the guy for sure, but his wife seems like a nutcase to publicly shame him like that.
Way to go, Enemedia. Democrat whores.
Could you imagine living your life in fear like that.
so much for his Oral contribution to sex play…