Two Words to Describe Each Week 1 NFL Game

Life can often be succinctly summarized in two words. And so can NFL games.

Here are two words to describe each Week 1 game. Some call this talent, others say it’s brilliant:

Bucs 31, Cowboys 29

Really, again?

Eagles 32, Falcons 6

It Hurts 

Steelers 23, Bills 16

Bad punt

Bengals 27, Vikings 24

Who cares?

49ers 41, Lions 33

Campbell > Patricia

Cardinals 38, Titans 13

5 touchdowns

Seahawks 28, Colts 16

Russ cooked

Chargers 20, Washington 16

QB matters

Panthers 19, Jets 14

JV teams

Texans 37, Jags 21

Anyone watch?

Dolphins 17, Patriots 16

Tua Mac

Chiefs 33, Browns 29

Patrick Mahomes

Saints 38, Packers 3

Haircut appointment

Broncos 27, Giants 13

Awaiting futures

Rams 34, Bears 14

Yellow pants