Two Words: NFL Week 11

Explaining a football game takes two more words than the number of statements we can collectively make about this NFL season after about 11 weeks: two.

Let’s talk Week 10.

Patriots 25, Falcons 0

Game Mac-ager.

Ravens 16, Bears 13

Huntley Dumpty.

Browns 13, Lions 10

GrubChubb delivery.

Vikings 34, Packers 31

Vikings: threatening.

Texans 23, Titans 13

Ryan Tanne-hell

Colts 41, Bills 15

King (Jonathan) Taylor.

Dolphins 24, Jets 17

Who cares?

Eagles 40, Saints 29

Running ... Hurts.

49ers at Jaguars

49ers lurking.

Washington 27, Panthers 21

River-boating school.

Bengals 32, Raiders 13

Carr stalling.

Cardinals 23, Seahawks 13

Real (sorta) McCoy.

Chiefs 19, Cowboys 9

Wounded Cowboys.

Chargers 41, Steelers 37

Injuries, Watt-ever.