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Tommy Lee Threatens to Leave if Trump Wins Re-Election

For those who haven’t yet mailed in their ballots, pause. Not only is the country at stake, so is Tommy Lee.

If President Donald Trump is re-elected, the washed-up drummer is gone.

“Dude, I swear to God if that happens then I’m coming over to visit the U.K. I’m out of here,” Lee tells The Big Issue. “I’ll go back to my motherland, go back to Greece and get a house on one of the islands.”

Oh.

Just when CNN convinced Joe Biden he had it won, Lee goes out and sends a bunch of voters Trump’s way. “Come on, man,” Biden’s neighbors are hearing from a near-by basement.  

The last celebrity to try this got exposed within seconds.

John Legend claimed in September that the country is so bad that if Trump wins, Americans will pack up and leave. Legend forgot to specify whether that includes Hollywood elitists. I’m assuming not. Moments after his warning, a report dropped that Legend had just purchased a $17.5 million Beverly Hills manse in this terrible country. 

These people are awful.

Written by Bobby Burack

Bobby Burack covers any news story that deserves attention but focuses on media. His interests include reading Stephen King novels, avoiding traffic on the road, and pretending to solve true-crime mysteries. He still believes Cersei should've won and encourages everyone to always question the news.

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    • My problem with your line of thinking, Chris_Redskins, is no matter how much I love the Crue …. this makes me want to go burn their CD’s into a melted heap in my back yard. I really don’t know what to do with all of this nonsense as a citizen. I only make this comment because I feel the same way you do.

      • Chris….agreed, one of the best drummers; Crue is one of my favorites

        Keff…. It’s OK to burn the CDs, just make sure you do it AFTER you make digital copies of them for your media library 😎😉

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