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I hope the people who just love snow are really happy this morning
Enjoy your 5″ of snow on April 21, you freaks. I hope it hits 90 on Memorial Day and doesn’t cool down until the end of September. In fact, I want the hottest June-July-August on record so you cry. I’m talking blazing hot. I want at least 65-70% humidity. I’ll be in the pool as you whine about how hot it is outside. That should serve as payback for rooting on the snow that fell last night here in northern Ohio and all the way down into Kentucky.
There I was yesterday during my lunch going into combat mode to protect and serve my precious plants that were about to be squashed by 5″ of wet snow and a hard freeze. The tulips are goners. Thankfully we don’t have limbs that snapped, but the Facebook reports are pouring in of Bradford pear tree limbs breaking off like normal when we get this wet April snow.
The silver lining to such destruction from this snowfall is that it’ll be 80 by Tuesday, and all the winter superfans can go back into their disgusting holes where they root for winter in the middle of spring.
• Moving along before I get too worked up, we learned Tuesday that NFL Draft hopeful OL Alex Leatherwood was asked by one team during an interview to pick between cats and dogs. “At first, I was caught off guard a little bit,” Leatherwood told NFL Network’s Andrew Siciliano. “But I mean, it was a no-brainer, dog. Who likes cats? Those are, those are demons.” Wait until big cat guy Clay Travis hears that one.
• My basement network is finally up and running. A total of three TVs are on the network and eventually, a projector will join them. No more issues with Wi-Fi signals. It was an absolute game-changer to see those green lights blinking on the networking box and signals reaching the TVs. I’m sure one of you will say I should’ve just installed a Wi-Fi signal booster, but I couldn’t justify the cost. The CAT wire was free. I ran the wire and my buddy Mark came over and hooked up everything, and all it’ll cost me is a couple cases of Natty Light. I’m telling you guys, build a wide variety of friends who have skills of all sorts. 95% of you are my age, so you’ve already built electricians, roofers, plumbers, etc. into the Rolodex.
• And finally this morning, I heard from Kyle Trendel whose lumber price tweet was featured in Tuesday’s Caps. “My buddies are blowing up my phone,” Kyle wrote to me. It turns out his buddies are Screencaps connoisseurs and Kyle, who operates Trendel Lumber in Ottawa, KS (pop. 12,600) is willing to give us a weekly report on where the lumber market is heading. Like I said, cast a wide net and see which experts you can bring into the fold. Kyle’s officially in on lumber. My buddy Mark will handle network installation. I really like where things are heading this week.
Numbers from :
Corbin Burnes of the @Brewers has had 40 strikeouts and 0 walks in his 4 starts this season.
He is the first pitcher in the modern era to have 40+ K and 0 BB in ANY 4-start span.
— Stats By STATS (@StatsBySTATS) April 21, 2021
Stuff You Guys Sent In & Stuff I Like:
everyone on social media after getting vaxxed pic.twitter.com/QkSIVkizJq
— kurt (@kurtwearshats) April 20, 2021
The Reds and D-backs have entered a weather delay of some sort. pic.twitter.com/jmlHj0iUmG
— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) April 21, 2021
Nancy Pelosi thanks George Floyd for being murdered pic.twitter.com/na0Fjoj891
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 20, 2021
😢 – KH pic.twitter.com/LWkC6NOk4w
— Blockbuster Plus (@BlockbusterPlus) April 21, 2021
On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate these Alabama Championship rings? 💍🐘
(via @AlabamaFTBL) pic.twitter.com/DjXdRn6gRv
— FOX College Football (@CFBONFOX) April 20, 2021
The Madness 🤘🏻 pic.twitter.com/X1gNZrrDpX
— 90s WWE (@90sWWE) April 21, 2021
Perhaps the greatest hat trick in hockey history occurred in 1974 when these three young ladies streaked across the ice at an Islanders-Canucks game. pic.twitter.com/mG3go42m6G
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) April 20, 2021
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) April 20, 2021
With a 9-story tall hotel and Olympic-sized swimming pool, the $10M Riviera Hotel and Casino opened as the 9th resort on the Las #Vegas Strip on Apr 20, 1955 with opening headliner Liberace cutting the ceremonial ribbon. https://t.co/CYURIZCKZp https://t.co/Cxy9a756U9 pic.twitter.com/6kZCJRp7Ld
— HISTORY:nevada (@HistoryNevada) April 20, 2021
WalMart is changing up their beverage cooler selection at the checkouts pic.twitter.com/q75VR1FRdU
— Skinny Matt (@skinnymattk) April 20, 2021
8% boozy popsicles?? Say less @naturallight pic.twitter.com/kr7isvnPQ4
— Total Frat Move (@totalfratmove) April 20, 2021
They say golf is an expensive sport….. this is what I get for chipping in the yard…..
$500 quarter glass:0 pic.twitter.com/dxrBFmCsOK
— Andrew (@Roll_MF_Tide) April 20, 2021
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*Pushes Officer Gains aside*, Bri, how ya doin? Got damn, girl
Sorry bout your tulips, Joe.
Yeah…your tulips…how ’bout DBAP…you know, the slogan Clay trumpets.
Hurricans, tornadoes, flooding, mud slides…no big thang, Joe.
Yeah…sorry about your tulips.
Divorce selfie… bahahahahahahaha
Joe, let’s see pics of the basement TV setup. I also think pictures of cool mancaves is a good idea for screencaps. Those pics always stop me in my tracks on insta. Not the themed ones, which can be a bit much, just well done bars or TV setups for sports watching.
Yeah, daily man caves or something of the sort. Get the creative juices flowing.
The Wilt vax card is funny because it’s true.
And it reminds me…Bill Gates could just flat out say what vaccines are for and did and 90% of the population will still take them no questions asked.
MORE *BRI WARD* PLEASE!
Joe, don’t you put that evil on me. Heat records + 70 percent humidity in Vegas is literally murder.
Divorce selfie was awesome.
I spewed bourbon on the keyboard when I saw the divorce selfie!