Ole Miss' Lane Kiffin Says Pat McAfee And ESPN 'Kissin' Nick Saban's Butt'

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Ole Miss coach Lane Kiffin turned his sardonic wit away from Texas A&M coach Jimbo Fisher for a second Saturday on GameDay. And he took aim at ESPN and its $85 million host Pat McAfee.

"Why are you so cantankerous about which way your kids are wearing their hats in the pregame? That just shows how you're out of touch and not ready for the game," ESPN GameDay host Rece Davis said kiddingly. "So, that should put you in the right frame of mind here right to get you ready for Texas A&M today?"

No. 10 Ole Miss (7-1, 4-1 SEC) hosts Texas A&M (5-3, 3-2 SEC) today (Noon, ESPN).

Kiffin praised Davis, who is on the Alabama campus here with McAfee and the rest of GameDay crew for Saturday night's 7:45 p.m. clash between No. 8 Alabama (7-1, 5-0 SEC) and No. 14 LSU (6-2, 4-1 SEC) on CBS. Alabama coach Nick Saban appeared on the show before Kiffin.

"I needed that," Kiffin told Davis while standing on the field at Ole Miss. Then he switched directions.

"Because these other guys are sitting there in Tuscaloosa with Saban all week, you know, feeling good, doing their own little McAfee shows with Saban and everything and kissin' his butt. So, I see how you guys got the rat poison thing."

And the GameDay crew all laughed loud again.

Pat McAfee signed a five-year, $85 million contract with ESPN last September and immediately announced that Saban would be on his show every Thursday.

"The rat poison might be on your side next week if you get past this one," Davis shouted.

Ole Miss' Lane Kiffin Trades Barbs With ESPN's Pat McAfee

Should Ole Miss get by Texas A&M, the Rebels will have a top 10 matchup at No. 2 Georgia on Nov. 11. The Bulldogs (8-0, 5-0 SEC) host No. 12 Missouri (7-1, 3-1 SEC) today (3:30 p.m., CBS).

The Rebels would benefit in the SEC West standings if LSU beats Alabama, and Kiffin jumped on that.

"They tell me I'm supposed to root for LSU, so go Tigers," he said. And the GameDay crew roared again.

Kiffin still found time for yet another shot at Texas A&M coach Jimbo Fisher's talent glut, which he had already visited twice this week.

ESPN's Kirk Herbstreit asked Kiffin why he gets fired up to play Fisher.

"I do. Anything in life, the most exciting things are challenges," Kiffin said. "And so, if you're going to play one of the best rosters in America, it's exciting to have that challenge and have it in our place and see if we can make it three in a row."

Kiffin is 2-0 vs. Fisher in all-time head-to-head matches over the last two seasons.

Funny, though, throughout Kiffin's three extended comments about Texas A&M's talent this week, he never said that he has much more talent and depth than A&M at the most important position - quarterback.

Junior USC transfer starter Jaxson Dart is No. 13 in the nation in passing efficiency for Ole Miss at 165.4 on 136-of-211 passing for 2,080 yards and 14 touchdowns with four interceptions. Behind him are senior Oklahoma State transfer Spencer Sanders and LSU redshirt freshman transfer Walker Howard, a former five-star prospect. That may be the three best quarterbacks on any one team in the nation in college football.

A&M starter Max Johnson is No. 63 in the nation in passing efficiency at 136.3 on 87-of-148 passing for 1,147 yards and eight TDs with four interceptions. He is playing for injured sophomore starter Conner Weigman, a former five-star prospect.

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Guilbeau joined OutKick as an SEC columnist in September of 2021 after covering LSU and the Saints for 17 years at USA TODAY Louisiana. He has been a national columnist/feature writer since the summer of 2022, covering college football, basketball and baseball with some NFL, NBA, MLB, TV and Movies and general assignment, including hot dog taste tests. A New Orleans native and Mizzou graduate, he has consistently won Associated Press Sports Editors (APSE) and Football Writers Association of America (FWAA) awards since covering Alabama and Auburn at the Mobile Press-Register (1993-98) and LSU and the Saints at the Baton Rouge Advocate (1998-2004). In 2021, Guilbeau won an FWAA 1st for a game feature, placed in APSE Beat Writing, Breaking News and Explanatory, and won Beat Writer of the Year from the Louisiana Sports Writers Association (LSWA). He won an FWAA columnist 1st in 2017 and was FWAA's top overall winner in 2016 with 1st in game story, 2nd in columns, and features honorable mention. Guilbeau completed a book in 2022 about LSU's five-time national champion coach - "Everything Matters In Baseball: The Skip Bertman Story" - that is available at www.acadianhouse.com, Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble outlets. He lives in Baton Rouge with his wife, the former Michelle Millhollon of Thibodaux who previously covered politics for the Baton Rouge Advocate and is a communications director.