Lane Kiffin’s Coaching Saga Feels Like A Taylor Swift Album Rollout, With 'Bad Blood' And 'Illicit Affairs'
The Ole Miss coach’s cryptic posts and emotional quotes have turned his career decisions into a full-blown Taylor Swift–style spectacle
If there was ever a time for Taylor Swift fans to start following college football, the drama surrounding Lane Kiffin is it. This saga is a perfect opportunity to put those social media decoding skills to work, which are the same ones used to dissect every lyric and Instagram post before a new album drops.
I’m not saying we don’t already have plenty of Swifties covering college football — my playlist would beg to differ, but it’s hard to ignore the parallels.
Right now, Lane Kiffin feels like he’s deep in his Folklore era, probably listening to "Exile" on repeat:
"I think I've seen this film before, and I didn’t like the ending. You're not my homeland anymore. So what am I defending now? You were my town, now I'm in exile seeing you out. I think I've seen this film before, so I'm leaving out the side door."
Right now, lost in all the conversations surrounding the ongoing process of Lane Kiffin deciding what his future will look like are the interesting social media posts that are posted every morning, most likely following his daily yoga sessions.
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As Ole Miss, Florida and LSU await a decision that will have a major impact on the next five years, at least, there are Easter eggs being posted that most likely have fans trying to decipher the true meaning behind every tweet.
The simple fact is that we are all part of the ongoing saga, playing a role in the courtship of Lane Kiffin.
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On Thursday morning, in what can only be described as a well-thought-out inspirational passage posted to his account, Kiffin made sure to take a page from section ‘225’ of his motivational chronicles.
And yes, ‘225’ is the area code for Baton Rouge, which assuredly had LSU fans trying to decipher the meaning like it's the JFK files.
"At the end of the day, we are all looking for a soft place to land, arms that want to hold us, and someone who is willing to listen. We all just want to be loved, we all just want to be known. Remember that when you are struggling to understand someone. Find compassion. We are not so different on the inside, although the surface may tell a different story."
Yes, Lane Kiffin wants to be loved, and he enjoys the attention. That part is known.
But, we're past the point of agitation for the folks in Oxford. Just like the athletic director and those who invest their time and money into the Ole Miss football program, the constant discussions about whether another school would suit Kiffin better has grown old.
It wasn't that long ago that the Ole Miss faithful had to come to terms that their head coach could leave for Auburn. So, this time around, patience is running thin.
For the folks in Oxford, it’s no longer fun to be the supporting act in someone else’s End Game. Engagement is great, until it starts to feel like manipulation.
Let me be clear: Lane Kiffin could walk off the field next Friday in Starkville to a chorus of cheers, with one last ‘We Want Lane’ chant from the Ole Miss crowd that made the trip to watch their Rebels play.
It could be the final time Kiffin is seen on the Ole Miss sidelines, just as we saw for one other coach who bolted for another school that just so happened to be Florida.
The Egg Bowl Has Seen This ‘Delicate’ Scenario ‘All Too Well’
I remember when Dan Mullen walked off the field following the 2017 Egg Bowl loss to Ole Miss, holding one final press conference as the Mississippi State head coach before accepting the Florida job only two days later.
Would we get a resolution from Lane Kiffin immediately following the 2025 Egg Bowl? Right now, Ole Miss is pushing for answers before the team gets on a bus for Starkville next week, and rightfully so.
Even though Kiffin has told AD Keith Carter that he was entertaining offers from other schools, it doesn't make the situation any easier. The Rebels have to decide what they will do if Lane continues to hold this ordeal up, still looking for clarity on what he wants to do himself.
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Sure, that part is understandable, but this has also turned into a circus in Oxford that will be taken on the road next week to Starkville, where the on-field product will become the secondary talking point in favor of the coaching dilemma.
If Lane decides that the timing isn't right for a move, which would mean walking away from a team preparing to participate in the 2025 college football playoff, then he would be welcomed back by a group of fans that will see it as their head coach turning down ‘blue bloods’ to stay in Oxford.
Will Kiffin turn into the ‘Anti-Hero’ in Oxford over the next week? If he does, the only thing left that could follow him is ‘Bad Blood’, with a side of ‘Karma’.
We are now officially entering the ‘End Game,' one way or the other.