‘Space Jam’ Director Thinks LeBron Sucks Too

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LeBron James is one of the worst people in America. He talks about topics he doesn’t understand (the United States of America), lies about the police, and gets teammates traded and coaches fired. Furthermore, he’s an awful actor. LeBron’s new Space Jam film is already in the running for the worst movie of all time. It’s so bad even film critics who share LeBron’s worldview say the movie sucks that much.

To hit LeBron where it hurts, the original director of Space Jam, Joe Pytka, also admitted he has probably never seen a film this atrocious.

Pytka said it took him five different viewings to make it through the film’s two-hour running time. Give Pytka credit, by the way. That’s dedication.

“The truth is that LeBron ain’t Michael,” Pytka adds.

Thanks, Joe. Now compare Joe Biden to Abraham Lincoln while you are at it.

“I’ve worked with three people that have this magical quality that they affect people no matter what; they see them and some light goes on,” Pytka goes on, via Stu Burguiere.

“Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, and Madonna. All three have this quality where people connect immediately without understanding anything about them. And nobody else has that quality. LeBron is a fantastic basketball player, he’s a top-20 basketball player of all time. He is not Michael. Maybe they should call it something else. They should not call it Space Jam 2, or whatever. It should be another movie. It’s not Space Jam. Space Jam is Michael Jordan. No matter how much LeBron wants to be a great player — and he is a great player — he’s not Michael Jordan. There will never be another Michael Jordan.”

Top-20 basketball player of all time. So good.

To make the situation worse, LeBron’s boss Chairman Xi has yet to allow the movie to air in China, costing LeBron a lot of money. Without China, Space Jam 2 is likely to lose several hundred million dollars. Clay Travis noted on Twitter that WarnerBros spent $200 million to make and market Space Jam 2 but projects to earn only $60-70 million without a release in China.

That isn’t good.

2021 just hasn’t been LeBron’s year. Here’s how it looks thus far:

  • Bounced in the first round of the NBA postseason
  • Hurt his ankle so bad that he’ll never be the same
  • Endangered the life of a heroic police officer
  • Made a terrible movie
  • Failed to get Space Jam 2 released in China, despite his allegiance to Xi
  • Realized he’ll never be Jordan
  • Lost the Face of the NBA title to Giannis Antetokounmpo.

You hate to see it.

Written by Bobby Burack

Bobby Burack is a writer for OutKick where he reports and analyzes the latest topics in media, culture, sports, and politics..

Burack has become a prominent voice in media and has been featured on several shows across OutKick and industry related podcasts and radio stations.


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  1. Anyone remember what “ball don’t lies” previous screen name was?

    Wasn’t it street bawler or some other nonsense.

    He’s a troll that’s been here for a while . Probably another leftist maniacthat trolls fritter with all the other BLM commies

  2. No offense but Lebron James don’t give a fuck about the haters and VERY FINE PEOPLE..


    LeBron James surpassed $1 billion in career earnings on Thursday (July 22) after Sportico.com calculated his on and off-court income. King James is the first NBA player to pass the one billion dollar earnings mark while still being an active player on the court.

    According to The Bleacher Report, the Lakers superstar earned $700 million off the court on top of his $330 million NBA salary. He also recently added the success of Space Jam: A New Legacy, which snagged the weekend’s top spot in movies, to his income.

    I guess it’s safe to say “The Haters can kiss his Billionaires Dollar black ass “… what did the director say again? Can’t hear him at the MF Bank 🤣😜💪🏿✊🏿

  3. Shhhh everyone! Bouncy-ball superstar Queen Le’Fraud James is preaching his moral logic and explaining how horribly he and others like him are treated in this terribly oppressive nation! I don’t want to miss this – if there’s one thing I can’t get enough of, it’s listening to the 13% whine and complain about that invisible boogeyman Institutional Racism!

    They can’t define Institutional Racism or give any specific examples of it or explain how such a racist country elected, and re-elected, a black President. It’s always very entertaining for me to hear them whine and bitch about their lives and blame everyone but themselves for all of the ways they believe they are mistreated!

    13% of the population commit 53% of the murders in the USA and FAR exceed 13% in EVERY category of violent crime. Why was anyone stunned that the same demographic had a violent encounter with a police officer that was selectively edited and internationally televised on a non-stop outrage loop, resulting in $2 billion in damages and lost lives over an assumption (never proven with any evidence) that the cop was a racist and another assumption (proven false) that the cop would get away with it?

    Stop committing crimes, stop resisting arrest and running from the police, stop impregnating and then abandoning women, stop blaming all of your problems on the invisible boogeyman Institutional Racism. Take personal responsibility for your choices and your life.

    Le’Fraud, if you really were a responsible decent human you would be preaching this message to your community instead of encouraging your numerous lemming followers to hate cops, you disgusting slimeball piece of shit.

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