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Seattle Opening ‘Vaccinated Only’ Sections. Why? Do Vaccines Not Work?

Starting May 13, fans attending Mariners’ T-Mobile Park will be able to purchase seats in the “vaccinated only” section. Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of getting a vaccine that we rushed out? The vaccinated still aren’t safe from regulations, so why get the damn thing? Well, being a sheep is one reason off the top of my head. #Mariners are opening vaccinated-only sections of T-Mobile Park beginning next week vs. Cleveland. This also brings the return of The Pen, sponsored by @RyanDivish scented Axe Body Spray pic.twitter.com/HEqK6tHx1U— Tim Booth (@ByTimBooth) May 7, 2021 “Getting vaccinated is the single most important thing we can all do to protect ourselves, our families, and our community. Encouraging vaccinations and helping make them accessible to everyone will save lives,” major owner of the Mariners John Stanton said. Who knew?! All these millionaire movie stars and musicians have been spending astronomical amounts of money on armed guards to defend themselves — Turns out all they needed to do was pull up their sleeves. Because in the words of John Stanton, who’s described on Wikipedia as a “business man” that knows nothing about medical practice, getting vaccinated is the key to our safety. What Stanton meant […]

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Written by Gary Sheffield, Jr

Gary Sheffield Jr is the son of should-be MLB Hall of Famer, Gary Sheffield. He covers basketball and baseball for OutKick.com, chats with the Purple and Gold faithful on LakersNation, and shitposts on Twitter. You can follow him at GarySheffieldJr