Santa Must Be 6 Feet Away From Kids, Behind Plexiglass

No sitting on Santa’s lap this year.

According to TMZ, some states across the country are going to allow Santa to return to the malls this season, as long as he is six feet away from the kids and behind plexiglass.

Here is what it will look like in the brave states that will allow the big guy’s presence:

It’s unclear which states might ban Santa, but we could guess based on the governors.

(Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

The report adds that any kids looking to give Santa their list may also need a temperature check. If they want a picture, they must put on their masks and not get too close to Father Christmas (Google says people call him that).

This might seem extreme, but it’s not enough for some. CNN’s Jake Tapper wants to cancel Christmas entirely. Joy Reid probably thinks the holidays are offensive and awful. And this pathetic outlet wants Santa hidden in a basement like he’s running for president:

COVID leaders Andrew Cuomo, Gavin Newsom, Gretchen Whitmer, and Don Lemon have yet to take on Christmas. Right now, they are busy canceling Thanksgiving, locking their state down, and ending friendships. Wait until they go after Santa…

Written by Bobby Burack

Bobby Burack covers media, politics, and sports at OutKick.

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    • I thought Santa Claus was MAGICAL…impervious to politics…
      Saint Nick…Kris Kringle…Father Christmas…Sinterklass…Papá Noel…Dun Che Lao Ren (“Christmas Old Man” in China), Santa Kurohsu (Japanese interpretation of American Santa) and Hoteiosho (Japanese tradition of a gift-giving Buddhist monk), Dead Moroz (“Grandfather Frost” in Russia), Julenissen, Jultomte, Julemand, Jólasveinar, and Joulupukki (in Scandanavia)…Agios Vasilios (Greek for Saint Basil, a saint of the Greek Orthodox Church).

      Two strikes against one of the great holidays/holydays in all the world…Patriarchy and Religion. So if the cheaters win, they decide the rules…that’s how it works, right?

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