Roger Goodell Is Vaccinated & Ready To Hug At The Draft

Boy, we sure got some huge news this morning out of the NFL. NFL Insider® busted off some insane pigskin news, dropping a banger that Roger Goodell has officially been vaccinated (no word on which shots were injected into Rog’s shoulder) and that the commissioner will be handing out hugs to draft picks Thursday night in Cleveland.

We’ve all been awaiting that official-official news that the world has healed, and this appears to be it. The NFL now appears to be fully back as Roger will be hugging new multi-millionaires a year after he spent NFL Draft night in his basement reading off names. Not this year. He’s rolling into Cleveland via private jet flaming hot with that vaxx running through his veins.

Get some, NFL Draft picks! Hug it out with the commish.

Of course it didn’t take long for the coronabros to stop by:

 

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Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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  1. I am begging you to please double mask and stay 6 feet away!! Have you consulted with Dr Fauci?? What about Gov Cuomo…..has he given you permission?? The Woke NFL is full of hypocrisy. The joke is on you commish.

  2. I didn’t get injected with the synthetic pathogen and I am ready to hug too. And drink and attend college football tailgates and games. I have a 99.9% of surviving. If I let a friend of mine drive, it drops to 95%. I will take my chances.

    • Absolutely. It is about relative risk. Statistically, people 60 and younger are far more likely to die in a car wreck on their way to get vaccinated than die from COVID.

      I decided to get the Moderna vaccine but I couldn’t care less if anyone else does. I can understand why other people don’t want to get it — I usually disagree with their reasons but I still understand.

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