Paulina Porizkova Joins The ‘I’M BAAAAACK’ Movement

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Paulina Porizkova, 55, fired up Instagram Tuesday to post a racy photo of a bed frame helping to cover her naked body and the photo is being used as a sign of support to another legend, Elizabeth Hurley. Supposedly there was a backlash after Hurley’s 80-year-old mother took a photo of her daughter wearing a coat and barely anything else for an Instagram photo.

Guys, let me be very clear about what we’re seeing here. This is the ‘I’M BAAAAACK’ revolution I’ve been blogging about for the last few months ever since Paulina Gretzky announced she was BAAAAACK on Halloween night. At this point, I’ve lost track of all the women who’ve risen from the ashes and are once again pumping out incredible content. We’re talking Gretzky, Hurley, Salma Hayek, Kate Upton (even though her content is still terrible), McKayla Maroney, etc.

Porizkova, who famously made the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover as an 18-year-old in 1984, is saying ‘I’M BAAAAACK’ without officially saying it. She can see the resurgence Hayek, 54, and Hurley, 55, are experiencing, and she wants in on the bandwagon. THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, PAULINA.

“Today, on a serious note, thoughts inspired by the brouhaha around a sexy photo of @elizabethhurley1. When I was in my twenties and thirties, the less I wore – the more popular I was. In my forties, I could walk around practically naked and illicit nothing more than a ticket for public indecency,” Porizkova wrote on Instagram.

“At fifty, I am reviled for it. ‘Put on your clothes, grandma. Hungry for attention, are you? A little desperate here? You’re pathetic.’

“Why is sexiness and nudity applauded in a woman’s youth and reviled in her maturity? Because of men. Men are biologically programmed to spread their seed, inserting themselves into fertile containers which advertise their viability through youth. What does this say for men who do not want children?

“Men who have all the kids they wanted? Men who don’t want kids right this second? Unevolved. And what does this say for women like myself, who need to be validated by the male gaze?
Insecure. The only thing that is pathetic here is allowing others to set your priorities. #sexyhasnoexpirationdate”

Now, I have to say that Paulina seems a little too triggered here. None of us at OutKick were telling Liz Hurley to put her clothes on. Let’s just calm down a little bit and relax.

Written by Joe Kinsey

Joe Kinsey is the Senior Director of Content of OutKick and the editor of the Morning Screencaps column that examines a variety of stories taking place in real America.

Kinsey is also the founder of OutKick’s Thursday Night Mowing League, America’s largest virtual mowing league.

Kinsey graduated from University of Toledo.


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  1. No Fap November and Hoes Mad must have really put a dent in these broads. They must be mad the simps aren’t thirsting for them as much anymore.

    Besides if you do a deep dive on this woman…she was married to the lead singer of the Cars, seperated him a couple years ago and then he was found dead while she was caring for him after a surgery while they were in the process of their divorce. Things that make you go…hmmmmmmmm.

    The empty and cracked egg cartons must be trying to rev up feminism and biological fantasy land again. I hate to break it to them but Build Back Better isn’t happening.

    • You see this is where autism saves lives. Women that like to go all nude, somewhat nude, or ‘workout’ in photos a lot are likely hiding some skeletons…and are just hoping a man is mesmerized by his passions to hook him instead of using logic and reason.

  2. “Why is sexiness and nudity applauded in a woman’s youth and reviled in her maturity?
    Because of men.”

    No, it’s because old people are not sexy. Women don’t think old curmudgeon men are sexy either. It has nothing to do with sexism, you idiot.

    • Men become more attractive to women (and some men I suppose) as they age because of money. A lot more older men with younger women than the other way around that’s for sure. You are right though old people are not sexy.

    • “Why is sexiness and nudity applauded in a woman’s youth and reviled in her maturity?
      Because of men.”

      Yeah old people aren’t sexy…but there’s more to that. I’m sure as irrational as she’s acting she’s speaking purely from a lust perspective…but not from how a man would actually think.

      The younger one has eggs in the carton and the older one has an empty egg carton….because fertility does play a part in that. Once the eggs are gone the labor value in a woman decreases (there’s an economic reason why virginity and having children with your husband/the ability to have children increase a woman’s market value). I mean is she going to scream bloody murder the fact that ovulating women tend to make more in tips? It seems in a contracepted society full of usury we seem to forget the value of labor and fertility.

      Men…well we are technically fertile til the day we die…but our laboring in the fields in order to acquire wealth goes down as we age.

  3. Just remember…no matter how much plastic surgery, filters, or good genetics the like Hurley, Hayek, or some other 50 year old has been actress/model have…it’s an empty most likely divorced egg carton. Should have stayed with your husband and invested in your kids instead of the fake Hollywood/porno and model industries.

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