Paulina Gretzky: ‘I’m Baaaaack’

Paulina Gretzky made a rare appearance Friday night on Instagram Story with a message that could mean a variety of things. “IM BAAAAACK,” Gretzky announced with no further guidance as to what that means. I’m not one to speculate, but let’s stop and speculate on what this could possibly mean.

One thing that has been clear over the years about Wayne’s daughter is that she loves Halloween. This “BAAAAACK” message could be a signal that we’re in for a wild holiday weekend out of Paulina and baby daddy Dustin Johnson who went as a Bring It On Clovers cheerleader and Jackie Moon from the Flint Tropics.

Or is the BACK message a signal that Paulina, 31, has a plan to get active again on Instagram after moving over to Tiktok? This might not be big news for those of you who are here for sports and politics, but this is huge to my guys who follow Morning Screencaps and for the Instagram pretenders out there who slap a filter on their photos and try to act like they’re royalty. Ladies, this is real royalty. Did you even hear that Paulina’s father has a house for sale at $22,900,000?  Do these Instagram pretenders realize Paulina’s baby daddy is the No. 1 ranked golfer in the world?

“BAAAAACK” could also mean that she and Dustin just returned home from dinner and they’re about to walk into their mansion and test out their new 1500 thread count Egyptian sheets. Or maybe she got even on her football bets this week by taking Maryland on the moneyline.

Stay tuned. Let’s see how this plays out.

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