Paulina Gretzky Goes Topless For Fiancé DJ's Birthday Picture

If you came here for a quick boob joke, you’re not going to get it. There will be no mention of bombs, missiles, or hitting a pair off the tee. The headline did NOT read: The Great One’s Daughter Shows Off Her Great Two For Future Husband. Sorry to disappoint.

I’m actually blown away by how stable and in love these two appear to be, especially in the public eye. Granted, money heals a lot of wounds, and with DJ’s golf career and Paulina’s mini-Instagram empire, you’d think the two are set for life. But still, when both parties are that good-looking and that in-demand, the relationship rarely lasts. The Los Angeles court system is basically propped up by the cottage industry of divorce. For celebrities, when the novelty wears off and the ego boost has been serviced, all that’s left is two people who have to learn how to get along, despite being able to go out and sleep with whomever they choose. It’s a slippery slope without a lot of success stories.

So good for Dustin and Paulina, and good for their two kids, too. DJ gets to cruise around the course like Wayne Newton, cool as a cucumber, while Paulina gets to stay famous for being famous, and then they all come together as a happy family. Bombs off the tee are great, but this is what life is really all about.