Paulina Gretzky’s 32nd birthday celebration weekend in the Bahamas was highlighted by a trip to the golf course and capped off when she busted out a dress made of metal for the official birthday party. It’s not an official birthday party until Paulina throws on the dress she’s been saving for Instagram photos. That’s when you know the Paulina Gretzky birthday party weekend has climaxed.
Boom, instantly 100k likes, IG blue checkmarks fawning, NY Post headlines, OutKick pageview posts. This is how the Internet bread is buttered, and there’s none better at this game than Paulina. I could sit here and blog 200 days a year about what some college football coach said about an upcoming game, but at the end of the day, the Google Analytics tell us what you guys want: Paulina updates.
Soooooo, you get updates.
You’ll probably get a Christmas update, a New Year’s update, an update when the PGA guys head back out on the road for the Hawaii leg of the 2021 Tour. Then the Masters will be here in April with fans with a vaccine pass on the grounds to see Paulina carry DJ’s Par 3 bag. Guys, I’ve been at this a long time. At this point, I pretty much have a doctorate in this type of content.
Update: Paulina’s not done with the birthday weekend content.