Paulina Gretzky Continues Her ‘I’m BAAAAACK’ Domination World Tour With Latest Instagram Post

22 days ago Paulina Gretzky announced she was “BAAAAACK” and used the ‘A’ five times to emphasize she was BAAAAACK. The Internet was left trying to figure out what it meant, but it turned out to mean that baby daddy Dustin Johnson was going to go on a tear at the November Masters and win a green jacket, she would get a bunch of TV time, go on a victory trip to St. Barts and then turn in a photo that looks like she’s one step away from opening an OnlyFans account.

Saturday, the mother of two, hit publish on the forearm/handbra combo that her mother, Janet, liked. And that’s that. Apparently the trip to the Caribbean is over and now the first couple of golf will fly via private jet to wherever they’re spending the holidays, possibly at Wayne’s California house that he’s selling for $22.9 million or possibly to the Idaho property with dual water slides.

What a life it has been for everyone involved here: green jackets, Stanley Cups, Instagram domination, jets, water slides, pool houses worth more than your 3,000 sq. ft. house, trophies on top of trophies.

This is what BAAAAACK looks like:


Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.


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