Oklahoma Placeholder Spencer Jones Gets Absolutely Destroyed During Bar Bathroom Fight

Oklahoma Sooners wide receiver/placeholder Spencer Jones learned a very valuable lesson this month during a bar bathroom fight — make sure you don’t pick a fight with the guys who have MMA training. The 6’1 Jones, a redshirt senior out of Nashville, was on the wrong side of an ass-kicking from a guy who’s clearly had some combat training.

A guy named Braden Brown claims Jones and his buddy ran into the wrong guys to mess with. “Just to get rid of the misconceptions, I’m the fellow in the beanie and that is my brother. We ARE NOT wrestlers at any university, we have been wrestling since we were in diapers and MMA/Cage Fighting since we were 12. They gave us no options unfortunately. We showed restraint,” Brown wrote on Instagram.

Jones, an academic All-Big 12 first-team member in 2020, was named the Mortell Holder of the Year for his services as a placeholder for the Sooners. Fighting is clearly not his game, even if he came up against some college bro who hadn’t been training in MMA since he was 12.

As for how he’s doing, Jones needed surgery and, according to The OU Daily, Jones’ lawyer says his client is lucky he didn’t lose an eye. “Dr. Brooks came out of that surgery saying he’s extraordinarily lucky at this point, that he’s lucky he didn’t lose the eye altogether,” Woody Glass told the student newspaper. “And so he was able to do some things surgically to rebuild that orbital socket and thinks everything is eventually going to come back to normal, but it’s going to take a while for him to fully recover.”

It appears this one is headed to civil court in the near future.


Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.


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  1. This is what happened when privileged placeholder kids tutored privately to bend over since they were age 10 face real animals growing up fighting in junkyard. Spence Jones is a disgrace and will expose himself as a coward in court. Going to fund the other kids’ legal defense through gofundme LOL.

  2. Looked like the OU MVP placeholder/big man on campus and his wingman deserved to get an ass-whoopin’.
    The smaller guy didn’t say much, even after OU told him to get his ass outta there and wingman pushed his buddy. MVP placeholder shoulda seen the signs when the smaller guy didn’t talk, just smiled. It’s the quiet guy you gotta watch out for…OU and his wingman were all bark.

  3. It seemed like a good idea at the time moment:

    As the video illustrates, underestimating your opponent can lead to the floor unexpectedly hurtling up to meet your face all while realizing that you only thought you wanted to be in a fight.

  4. MMA has totally changed the landscape, take downs and grappling skills rule the day now. Be careful because even a well trained, reasonably powerful female could do this to you in a bar fight. Once you “take someone’s back” there is very little they can do unless they are well trained themselves.

  5. Was this video taken at the Double Deuce? ! Holy fuck. I think Dalton tried to be nice until it was no longer time to be nice. And he had the fucking cowboy boots and everything. And then you had the other guy going full Sam Elliott on the pretty boy friend who’s trying to be intimidating with one handed pushes and throwing out some “look at me bitch.” Famous last words I’d say. Look, the only thing these guys can do to look like the biggest pussies of all time instead of just normal pussies would be to file a lawsuit for damaged orbital sockets. Cut ur losses guys. And to top it off, dude is a celebrated place kick holder? Holy fuck you couldn’t make this shit up. On a side note, good video and play by play. I’ve seen a lot worse. Too bad it cut out early. Almost like watching UFC ppv on ESPN plus. Cant seem to ever catch the whole fight.

    • Indeed, like those douche prep school clowns in scent of a woman, if this thing goes to court we’ll need Al Pacino yelling about taking a flame thrower to the place.

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