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Police in Oklahoma City are on the hunt for an Oklahoma City Thunder fan they say was responsible for opening a grocery store freezer and taking a dump on a bag of pizza rolls. After examining store camera footage of the dump, police are confident they have a clear suspect in this case and are asking for the community’s help in stopping Thunder fan before he can strike again.
“I pick up a bag of pizza rolls and there’s literally s–t,” Shirley Wright-Johnson told KFOR. “Human s–t. Excuse my language.”
And then Shirley proved it by providing KFOR with video showing the duece on the Totino’s.
“I grabbed the bag, I felt something smushy on the bag, so I turned it over and there it was,” she added.
An officer with the Moore (OK) Police Department says police are now interested in talking to the OKC fan who’s responsible for such a disgusting act. The same man is accused of randomly taking photos of women inside the same grocery store.
Ms. Wright-Johnson says the grocery’s corporate office offered her steaks to make things better after sticking her hand in a deuce.
Was this a case of OKC Thunder fan being caught in a tough situation after bad Chinese food? Did he have trouble with a Taco Bell run and was left no choice but to drop a bomb on the Totino’s bag? Was this a medical emergency?
Keep in mind, in 2018, a New Jersey superintendent said a medical situation led him to take dumps under the bleachers at a local school near where he lived. The pooper, Thomas Tramaglini used a runner’s diarrhea defense in that case, but the police said there were three Port-o-Lets 80 steps from where he was dropping bombs.
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I bet that was Mason.
That’s not what your .I’m said when she gave up on your dad’s LWC for a BBC … See January 6 Domestic Terrorist Attack on the Capitol
You can see this “shit” all day long at OKC Zoo and Botanical.
The fun is only beginning.
Just await until we import half of Afghanistan here.
If you watch the video you can see the sign for Crest Foods saying “Home of rock bottom prices”. More than a few jokes there.