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The Oakland A’s suck, and apparently, so do their fans.
Attendance at Oakland’s RingCentral Coliseum was sparse for Sunday’s game between Seattle and the Athletics, allowing a pair of Oakland A’s fans to treat themselves to an entire section of seats, while also treating themselves to each other.
Oakland ultimately bested the Mariners 5-3, but the real action was in the upper deck, courtesy of a bleacher-based sex act.
See for yourself – in the video below – as at least one fan in the upper deck catches a pair of foul balls.
— Polar Bear Fan (@MPsMP4s) August 22, 2022
Easily the most exciting head first slide Oakland’s seen since Ricky Henderson was making his way around the bases.
Listed attendance for Sunday’s afternoon tilt was just more than 9,000, but you have to assume that plenty more A’s fans would’ve made their way to the Coliseum had they known free foot longs were being consumed.
To be fair, we can’t say for certain that the upper deck couple was partaking in an afternoon delight. We should at least consider the possibility that the female dropped her pack of cigarettes and was just trying to pick them up (with her mouth) while her partner assisted.
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It may have taken a while – through 122 games Oakland holds the distinction of having the second-worst record in Major League Baseball (the 41-82 Nationals really blow) – but A’s fans finally appear to be excited about their team.
Remember, it’s a long, hard season. Keep your head up.
Follow along on Twitter: @OhioAF
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gotta respect her ride or die attitude. Go A’s and Go to Vegas